Statuses have become an important part of our life on social networks. After all, with their help you can share your views on life, relationships, friendship ... The best statuses in Odnoklassniki or VKontakte collect a lot of “likes”, they are reposted by acquaintances of acquaintances, increasing interest in the page and its owner. Therefore, it makes sense more often to post new statements.
In this article you will find a selection of “fresh” statuses for every day.
About life: the best statuses for Odnoklassniki and Kontakta
- He lives well in the world of Winnie the Pooh! I would have his problems, I would also live well ...
- I read the news and don’t know how to react: it’s time to cry, but it pulls me to laugh. Nervous, probably.
- If you don’t say what to do, I won’t say where to go.
- Sometimes things change. Your attitude to people, things, events ... This is not bad and not good. It is just life.
- A Bright Future reminds me of Scarlett O'Hara. Instead of finally stepping on, it decides to "think about it tomorrow."
- Everyone is actively losing weight, doing fitness, at worst half-dancing, learning Chinese and mastering a new type of extreme cross-stitching, and I ... I fry cutlets for my husband in the most primitive frying pan and am quite happy with my life. Happiness, it is in the details.
- I do not swear. I use profanity to constructively express hidden emotions.
About relationships
The best statuses in Odnoklassniki, of course, are about love and relationships. For example, such:
- Looking for a prince. Please do not contact the horses.
- If I have the status “in active search”, this means that I am lying on the couch and waiting for men to dream come true from the ceiling.
- If the guy has the status “in active search”, this does not exclude the presence of a couple of ladies of heart who consider themselves “one and only”.
- I broke up yesterday. Today is in tears. Tomorrow I’ll go to conquer new peaks.
- If the girl calls first, this is not because she has no one else to call. You like her, damn it.
- You need to strive not for her to change her status in Odnoklassniki to “in love,” but to ensure that she is happy with you.
- Love is not when you look beautiful together, but when you cannot live without each other.
- When I see your message, I smile. Without even knowing what's inside. Just because you remember me.
- There is no such thing as “comfortable” in love. It can be comfortable with music and books. And "your" person should cause a storm of emotions. Otherwise, it is not love, but an advantageous existence, like "you are to me, I am to you."
About work
If you are interested in the best statuses in Odnoklassniki about work, read this small selection.
- In the morning he wants to sleep, in the afternoon - to eat, in the evening - to go to the gap. And when to work ?!
- The work itself will not work. Stop sleeping, go plow!
- I work like in a fairy tale: the chief is Koshchei the Immortal, his deputy is Baba Yaga, the collective is geese-swans, and I am a hybrid of Ivanushka the Fool and Mary the Artisan.
- The most effective alarm is the boss’s call: “Where are you, anyway?”
- Love thursday. Because it’s Saturday after Friday. The main thing is to start thinking about it on Wednesday, and that’s it - the week was a success!
And we’ll add a few to the collection “Best Statuses in Odnoklassniki”:
- If you do not like your job, it's time to change something: either work, or your attitude to it.
- Crown phrase of the chief: "There are no irreplaceable!" Until it comes to vacation. Then you understand that you are the only one.
About friends
This category of statements - the statuses in Odnoklassniki are the best, very popular, along with statuses about relationships.
- Happiness is when there is a person in your life who you call in a deep depression and hang up with a smile from ear to ear.
- Friends are people too. And they have the right to privacy. His, and not someone else's.
- Friendship does not tolerate subjunctive moods.
- If a friend talks about his problems, this does not mean that he complains. He just trusts you.
- Not scary if there are no friends. It is scary if they are envious and corrupt.
- A friend is not the one who does stupid things with you. And the one who holds them back.
The best statuses for Odnoklassniki about vacation
- Even my bag travels more often than me.
- Summer, sea, sun, beach ...
This is clearly not about us.
Summer, rain, garden -
People are having fun. - Egypt, Turkey, Maldives ... Well, where we are not ... Garden, potatoes, weeding - here it is a harsh reality.
- Going on vacation, do not forget to tell everyone that you are in roaming. Those wishing to call to work will decrease.
- After such a vacation, you need one more - to relax.
- Want to get pumped up and tanned in a couple of weeks? Go on vacation to the cottage!
- Chief, make me happy! Send me ... on vacation!
- To have a good rest, you need to work hard.
- Vacation is two weeks of blissfully doing nothing.