Funny scripts of the New Year

The best holiday that everyone expects and adores is the New Year. Corporate events in this regard are held in each organization. To ensure that this event is not trivial and boring, you need an original, creative script for the New Year. Then the corporate party will pass incendiary and will be remembered for a long time.

A little trick for an unusual holiday

Composing the script for the New Year, it is necessary to provide for the exit of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Since everyone perfectly understands that these fairy-tale characters are portrayed by real people, it turns out this is mock and boring. And the New Year’s scripts themselves are stereotyped, they repeat each other, changing only the words in the verses.

Youth holiday, New Year

But you can replay this tradition. It is not necessary to completely abandon the childhood favorites of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. But if you need a script for the New Year for adults or adolescents, then you can transfer their roles to the shoulders of famous artists and famous poets. That is, amateur artists will play the role of celebrities who need to portray Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

The Idea of ​​Confused Scripts

The well-known Verka Serdyuchka looks impressive in the role of Santa Claus - the character is bright, funny, recognizable. By the way, it will be more fun if the pseudonym of Andrei Danilko is slightly redone. For example, imagine a lady in a cap made of mirror fragments and in huge sunglasses by Nagy Morozyuchka. This surname is more impressed by the winter character.

However, it is necessary to explain to the guests why, instead of the usual bearded grandfather, a pop entertainer is on holiday. This can be beaten at the beginning of the holiday with the help of the host. The episode with the confused script will be here just right.

Opening remarks: "Meet the Year of the Pig"

The presenter goes to the center with a folder, opens it and reads:

- New Year at the door,

He is accurate - he will not be late.

Open soon

Do you hear the dog barking?

So the New Year comes -

On the heels of a strict guard.

May luck bring

The symbol is a four-legged friend!

Yellow doggie for a reason

Everyone likes it! The fact,

What a tail wag

We interpret: joy in the house!

There is no friend than a dog, or rather -

So this year will pass in friendship!

Waiting for luck at the door

And career growth in the service!

I don’t understand anything ... And here is the doggie, tail? (The presenter looks at the cover of the folder and makes a frightened face). What a horror! A brazen attacker decided to slip me last year’s New Year’s script Dogs. Something needs to be rebuilt ... I'll try to do something ...

New Year's celebration

- New Year at the door,

I know what I'm saying.

Open as soon as possible

Do you hear the sonorous "oink-oink"?

Pig for a reason

Everyone likes it! The fact,

What a wagging tail -

Money, happiness, joy in the house!

But advice for everyone! Rather,

Warning:

Piglet at the door

It threatens all obesity!

And don't stand like a pig

Here you get drunk.

Tomorrow, I remind everyone,

We meet in the office ...

Lead to the exit of Nagy Morozyuchki

- So, I kinda got out ... What's next?

They say on New Year's

All dreams come true:

Everything goes the other way around!

Freshly it turns out!

Here, for example, Santa Claus.

Again discrimination!

Enough is enough! In the country for a long time

Emancipation reigns!

What a horror! I understand the jokes of humor there, but not to the same extent! How could it be without Santa Claus? Although no, here's the continuation here ...

To us now instead of him

Come out ... oh, and a little thing!

No, not a woman, but ... Madame

Nagy Morozyuchka!

Exit creative Santa Claus

Under the song of Andrei Danilko “New Year's” comes Morozyuchka. Her attire resembles a prototype outfit - Verka Serduchka. A coat of Santa Claus is thrown over Madame’s shoulders, his staff is in his hands. Behind her, she carries a cart with a bag filled, you can use a red bag for gifts.

Frost:

- Hello, gentlemen,

Happy New Year every year!

Everything will be so creative today

Pour champagne actively!

For farewell to the old we drink

All to the bottom! Then pour it again.

New Year's toast

Frosty drinks champagne.

Eyeliner before the release of the creative Snow Maiden

Presenter:

- Madame Morozyuchka, as I understand it, today you have assumed the role of Santa Claus?

- Naturally! Are you unhappy with something?

“No, no ... I'm happy.” Will you have a Snow Maiden?

- Hmm ... When the leader is a woman, and besides such a prominent, talented and famous, as I am, then a young man usually goes to her assistant. Yes, not anyhow what, but to suit her. Therefore, instead of the trivial squeaky Snow Maiden, I will be helped by a real poet, a great and venerable one, to help lead the holiday. Yes Yes! I'm talking about Alexander Sergeyevich Sushkin! He already drove to the front door on his span! Greet him, gentlemen!

Corporate party for the New Year

To applause, a short-haired girl enters the hall, dressed as a man. The outfit is an imitation of clothing of the XVIII century: he is in a bowler hat and cloak, a brooch chipped on his chest, with curly black whiskers, with a cane. But the cloak should be blue with a fur trim - this is an allusion to the role of the Snow Maiden.

There is a place for parodies and alterations at the holiday

If there will be singers in the roles of the main characters of the holiday, then their work cannot be ignored. On New Year’s, it’s just necessary to include songs in the script for the company, but in the redone version, with reference to the moment, with humor.

Classical poets who came from the past will successfully fit in here: A. S. Pushkin, V. V. Mayakovsky, S. A. Yesenin. Converted program poems included in the script for the New Year for schoolchildren will certainly be greeted by them extremely cheerfully: the children themselves love to write skits.

Maybe directly on the night of December 31 to January 1 and do not greatly violate the tradition. But for the old New Year, a script with parodies will be very appropriate.

Speech by A. S. Sushkina

- Sit, gentlemen? And do not you think that Alexander Sushkin himself will decide to visit you? And here I am! Not someone there, but in person. In the meantime, I was shaking along the current roads, I’ve sprinkled rhymes. And no need to ask, it's not worth it! Well, I’ll read it all the same, even if you beg me to be silent. So, a masterpiece! From the last.

Between Stretch Ceilings

And laminate floors

A magnificent table is standing.

There herring flames under a fur coat,

And the cream cake whitens

The wine sparkles there.

Salad and jelly, wonderful taste!

And the aroma is so lovely!

Time, beauty, wake up!

Forget diet today:

Eat Olivier, taste the paste,

Here is the pineapple - don't choke!

The whole tree is marvelous glitter

Illuminated. Happy splash

Champagne bubbling stream.

The magic holiday is coming

He promises everyone fun!

But remember - the family is waiting at home.

Frost (in an undertone to the side):

- Do not be, beautiful, like a pig ... (Loudly, clapping his hands) Ah yes Sushkina! Oh yes ...

New Year at the company

Sushkina:

“You should not continue ... Come on, we’d better have a drink, dear girlfriend of my bright youth!” Happy New Year! With new happiness! The heart will be more fun!

Creative Christmas script for children

When preparing a holiday for teenagers or children, mention of alcohol and smoking should be avoided. The idea of ​​a confused script can be abandoned. But as a celebrity, acting as Santa Claus, it is better to take another character. Interesting options: Captain Jack Sparrow, Spider-Man, Harry Potter.

Children's New Year's holiday

A dressed-up parodist depicting a classic poet will also look creatively as Santa Claus. Let everyone call him Alexander Sergeyevich Sushkin. Santa Claus will begin his performance with remaking verses adapted for the New Year theme.

I remember a wonderful moment:

Spruce grew at Lukomorye

With a chain in the branches. Experts opinion:

This chain was gold.

Under the blue skies

Great speeches

The learned cat loved captivating.

All mouths open, stiff.

That’s understandable: they didn’t

They meow to understand.

But on New Year’s we sawed that fir ...

According to rumors, the chain was demolished to a pawnshop ...

Cat, chatting, tamed,

In the book of records entered.

And here she is, smartly dressed,

I came to visit us for a holiday.

And they say even gifts

The kids brought the tree.

In a pair, any character from fairy tales or children's films is suitable for such a creative Santa Claus. For example, the green-skinned Fiona, who suddenly wants to get acquainted with Russian culture and visit the real New Year holiday.


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