Waiting for a baby to be born is an amazing state overwhelmed with emotions. Therefore, the woman herself, and her family and friends, certainly need to post statuses about pregnancy in their social networks. These statuses can express interesting behavior, unusual preferences and abrupt mood changes of the one who wears the baby under the heart.
Funny statuses about pregnancy
Of course, without humor anywhere. Therefore, take note of the following statuses, which will surely be able to find their place on the pages "In Contact", "Classmates" and other social networks.
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My girlfriend began to get better,
And all day on the couch
She also fights with her stomach.
And that’s all because the kids’s house is there.
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Eat herring with chocolate
Jellied with marmalade,
Borsch with cake
Biscuits with radish,
Because in the stomach
I have a baby.
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Someone will say that I'm strange.
I don’t know what I want.
I will answer, no, not so,
Just want a sandwich
I season with sausage,
Bullseye and dried apricots,
And jam, cheese,
To make the taste seem cute.
Do not think badly
It's just that my baby lives in the tummy.
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I asked my husband for a cake,
So as not to feel sad.
But while he's in the store,
I want cabbage.
And then I want herring
Sweet sticks, honey.
He pleases all the time
Because darling knows
What baby am I waiting for.
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Pregnant women have different tastes.
Tears run from desire for sweetness.
And while I'm in the store, I already need an orange.
Baby dictates tastes to me, and then sits, savors.
Pregnancy statuses: beautiful, full of emotions
Of course, women in position are overwhelmed with emotions. Therefore, sometimes they really need to read statuses about pregnancy, from which a tear will come, and they will fully understand their condition. Pay attention to the following options. Deep and meaningful statuses about pregnancy:
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In anticipation of a miracle, I will not harm myself.
I’ll start to eat all the healthy,
Listen to lovely music.
I’ll study all the books and magazines
Those that write about children.
And then I sit quietly, and listen to my bloodlet.
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I’ve studied all the sites,
I read poems in them,
Tales learned too
Songs are voiced souls.
And now I'm sitting, singing,
And baby I'm waiting.
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I’m not wearing fashion
And as it’s convenient for the stomach,
Because its a resident,
I cherish a lot.
So that he wouldn’t squeeze his house,
Neither gum nor belts,
I will jump into the vest
And I’ll go for a walk in silence.
About pregnant women in verses
Of course, statuses about pregnancy are “waiting for a miracle”, these are not only short or rhymed sayings. One can write entire poems about this position.
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A leg popped out on my stomach.
Oh, and this leg wants to run along the path.
But while sitting in me, daughter il son
Sometimes knocking me the rhythms of days and nights.
It’s warm in the tummy, and it’s clearly visible,
When mommy doesn't sleep
Values every second
While she carries in herself
The home of the most beloved creature on Earth.
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Though strange sometimes pregnant women,
But this oddity is given to them from above, probably.
So that evil would not be noticed, the nervous system was guarded.
And when the baby appeared, they were fully aware of themselves.
Wonder Women and Their Verse Behavior
There are statuses about pregnancy with sarcasm or with peppercorn. They are also worth paying attention to.
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I bought a test today,
And the felt-tip pen is red
I’ll draw two stripes
To hide fears.
Let me offer you a hand
She’ll get married.
And a beautiful bride
Then he will call.
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I got up early today
Re-ironed again
All diapers, vests,
The bed that was going to make up.
Ironing all the clothes again
I check the clasps
Because very soon
I will see my baby.
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Fees have been going on for a month now,
Thinking of traveling?
Yes, almost right
But on a journey, I need that:
Pampers, napkins, pipettes,
Bottles, nipples, sliders, booties,
Envelope, cream, powder, saucer,
Oh, how can I not dodge
Don’t forget everything on the list
When I go to the hospital.
And yet, statuses about pregnancy, in anticipation of the most emotional encounter, can be short.
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I went to the hospital, I’ll be back mom.
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Today I collected a package that will give a ticket to the hospital.
Diapers, diapers, nipples, booties, of course clothes, and sweets for yourself.
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Soon my husband will walk under the windows, mom, dad and grandmother too,
Because in the world I give birth to someone who is more precious to every life.
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A boring, dull, monotonous life will end very soon,
Only you hold on.
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A small, cute, pretty lump,
I don’t know, my daughter is sitting there or my son.
But I feel a soft, tender little body,
Who knows where to go.
Express emotions and convey your experiences. It’s so sweet and sensual.