It has long been customary to celebrate holidays at the table. Delicious food, interesting conversations, loved ones and relatives near. What else do you need for a fun party or sincere gatherings? Of course, funny toasts! Indeed, not a single feast is complete without strong drinks and savage toastmaster. It is not necessary to pay for his services, you yourself can easily cope with this task. Prepare dozens of speeches, small stories with meaning, pleasant compliments. You need to include more humor in the program, because laughter prolongs life and cheers up!
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Girlfriends' gatherings are a great way to relax, chat and get a lot of positive emotions. Even if there is no reason, gather friends and have an incendiary party. That's where cool toasts for the women's company come in handy. The main topic will probably be men. Girls will be able to gossip, pour out their souls and just chat on topics that they understand only. Stock up on glasses, delicious cocktails and smart thoughts!
Today the sun smiles, the sky enjoys
After all, our company so rarely gathers!
Ah, what are all the beauties, urgent need to take pictures,
All shine and flicker, the glasses quietly fill.
Let's drink to the female strong sex
For the chic table
Our friendly company
Worthy of everyone’s attention,
Girls like a match
Oh, and roll mountains today!
Let's drink for our friendship, beauty
For holy simplicity
For deceit and love
For spoiling men’s blood.
We all know how, girlfriends,
Wash plates, spoons, mugs,
Wash and iron, and guess
To get up early in the morning.
How do men learn to understand us?
The promised three years to wait?
Phone hack it?
In addition, we can all
Let's drink already, e mine!
Such women's toasts are suitable for opening a party or gatherings with friends. Say it with expression, emotions, feel like an actress playing the role of toastmaster.
Strong half
Not a single conversation between friends is complete without gossip, the exchange of experience and discussion of men. Well, how about without talking about them? After all, all the cool toasts for the women's company are associated with the stronger sex.
Every woman should have her own zoo. But not a hamster in a cage. A lion in bed, a jaguar in the garage, a mink on his shoulders. The last member of this list is a goat with a gold credit card! Let's drink to this beautiful menagerie, and may every woman have it!
Of course, in the presence of men, it’s better not to make such funny toasts. They may not understand the humor! But there are more harmless speeches:
“Women are beautiful delicate flowers. And men are pure water in a huge vase. Let's drink so that the water is changed more often, then the flowers will delight with beauty and freshness longer! ”
Patience and confidence
In a noisy woman of the company, laughter and twitter are always heard. Representatives of the fair sex communicate with each other for a long time. They discuss problems, fantasize, joke and just chat about anything. Smart men have long come to terms with this and, having listened, can learn a lot of interesting things! Prepare the coolest toasts for the women's company so that there is more laughter than usual!
Accustomed to everything, the guide loudly said: “If the beautiful half of our group is silent for a moment, we can not only see this beauty, but also hear the noise of Niagara Falls! Let's drink for us loud, noisy, funny and restless girls! ”
Such short toasts will defuse the situation and throw new topics for discussion!
Don't slow down
Unfortunately, not all men in the world understand that girls love persistent and confident people. If the lady refused the offer to take a walk or get acquainted, this does not mean at all that she does not want this. It is necessary to show persistence, originality and then everything will turn out! There are toasts about this with humor!
"The goat stood on the mountain and looked at the sea. The girl came to the beach, completely undressed and lay on her stomach. An hour later she rolled onto her back. The goat stood on the mountain and looked at the sea. The young lady rolled over her tummy and rolled onto her side. And the goat still stood and looked ... Let's raise glasses for those people who not only stand and look, but approach, get to know and start a conversation! "
! A daughter once asked her mother how to find out if she had chosen a good husband. The mother answered without hesitation: “If you are bad, you will immediately notice, if you are good, never!” So let's drink for us wonderful women! ”
"Women are beautiful and diverse, like exotic flowers. Men are skilled gardeners who care for flower beds. Let's drink to ensure that we always blossom and smell, and gardeners took care of the means."
Such short toasts will give a boost of energy and make friends laugh.
friendship
Best friends understand each other without words. But you can only meet this one once in a lifetime. True, strong female friendship is not a myth! Cool toasts for the women's company insist on this.
Two friends have not seen each other for a long time:
-Hi, I heard that you successfully married.
- Yes, dear friend!
“Well, how did it get better?”
- Not to say which is better, but more often!
Rather, you need to drink so that the quality very quickly turns into quantity!
Men's logic
“One friend says to another:“ I will marry a smart, beautiful, economic! ”A friend in bewilderment:“ Can you provide four? ”Let's drink for us - combining all these qualities and one hundred more!” .
Get together more often as a friendly female company! After all, getting positive emotions is so useful! And what could be better than gatherings with best friends and a bottle of wine? Make toasts and speeches that everyone will love!