Before approaching such a topic as Simoron rituals and comprehending what Simoron is, take a walk through the labyrinths of the human psyche.
Why is man unhappy?
How does a person understand that he is unhappy? There comes a time when nothing pleases. Relations with friends, parents, family strained. There is only enough money "just barely enough", but one wants sea, new clothes or just a little more tasty. The attitude to work is negative, or maybe this is not the work that is needed ...
In order to sort your life out, there are such people - psychotherapists who will figure out all the problems in a few years and for your money. It turns out the main reasons why you are not lucky in life:
- You do not understand life enough.
- You are psychologically illiterate.
- Your most important enemy is laziness.
- You are spiritless, internally immature.
- Your logical thinking is weak.
- You do not have the ability to think paradoxically.
- You are cowardly and unsure of yourself.
- You are in poor health.
- You love everything for nothing.
- You have no motivation.
- You have an undeveloped intuition.
That is, to become happy, you need to dig out all your fears and rebuild your whole life. Boredom is terrible!
There are lots of various techniques for positive thinking. No, of course, everything is correct, but so difficult! There is a much better way!
Simoron
What is a simoron, no one knows for sure (or does not admit), even those who invented it. It sounds more correct: the school of wizards "Simoron". Feel a little perplexed? Adults - and suddenly wizards. Some kind of kindergarten!
Exactly! Relax, become young, flowering, hooligan, funny. Simoron does not require to fight, he requires to create. First of all, think up a new name for yourself - the more absurd, the better. For example, the “star of the corps de ballet”, “running along the waves”, or even just a set of some funny sounds.
Like any self-respecting magician, you must have magical rituals and rituals. Where do we start? Let's try rituals and rituals for money.
Magic rituals to attract money
The Simoron ritual for money is a purely personal matter. Someone needs money to pay off a loan. For someone it is more important that things go well and money is with them. And for the third, the main thing is that there is simply money. Here are the magic rituals to attract money from which you can start:
- To repay a loan. You can write on the switch (or at all): “Leaving, I am paying off my loan”, and all the while repeating this, turning off the light.
- For things to go well, do the Shark of Business ritual. One day, dress like a shark, put on flippers, attach a fin and go to the nearest body of water, repeating to yourself: "I am a business shark, I go to spawn." Go to the water, open a jar of any caviar (at least squash) and "spawn" to your health.
- To speed things up, the Simoron ritual for money - “Call Vovanu” is great. Take the phone, you can dial any number and talk with an influential friend Vovan, who will never refuse your request and will certainly help. You can complain about competitors, bad bosses, employees, officials. In conclusion, you must definitely thank your friend and promise that "you will not rust" or "the meadow is behind me."
- For the money to flow into your home, perform the absolutely hooligan ritual “Red Panties”. Choose the most frivolous red panties with bows, ribbons and put on your head. Take a walk around the room for a while, reciting a carefree and funny poem about "red cowards." It is possible that you yourself will compose it: "Glory to the Red Briefs ...". Drop your panties on the chandelier, shout out your wish and be calm - money is on the way.
- To begin important financial affairs, conduct a Simoron ritual for money “Flag in your hands, a drum on your neck”. Nothing complicated here: a flag in the hand, a drum on the neck, you can still blow into anything. The holiday named after the Start of New Deeds took place.
- An excellent ritual is “Money Shower”. There is no need to do anything, just the mood. Taking a shower, every time you imagine that you are bathing in luxury, and the money in your life is a continuous stream.
- Charge your wallet, literally using the phone’s charger. The plug into the outlet, the other end into the wallet.
- Romantic and funny ritual "Money Reproduction". Make two large bills a romantic date. Put them together, light candles, pour 2 glasses of wine and leave alone until the morning, hoping that they will form a couple and they will have children.
Mani mani
Strong rituals for money are often carried out with semolina, it is this croup that is symbolized with them:
- Get a pot of porridge. Choose the most beautiful pot, put money on the bottom (seed for receipts), cover with semolina on top. Every morning, rub a magic pot with the words: "Cook, cook porridge." Remember: money goes to money!
- Now a very important Simoron ritual for money is Feed the Bank. Such a ritual is far from new; you probably heard it in childhood in fairy tales. So, take a handful of decoy and go to the right bank. On the way back, quietly pour cereal onto the road - the bank should find a way to your home.
- The easiest ritual with decoy is to pour into a wallet. Let it work - money lures!
So! So! So!
I almost forgot about the main word "So!". It's like putting an end to, pronouncing a sentence, now everything should be executed without delay, and there is no turning back. For example, you decided that you were undeservedly forgotten, not appreciated. How can you be a wizard? We’ll fix it now! We take and draw stamp paper and compose an order: “Immediately give such-and-such an amount, appoint a salary, and increase the position.” Everything must be honest - the order number, number, seal, signature. And at the end - “So! So! So!".
Speak these words in any ritual - “I command! So! So! So!". This already sounds magical and royal.
New moon
The most famous ritual to attract money is from a fairy tale when Pinocchio, the fox Alice and the cat Basilio buried money on a field of miracles so that money grows during the night. Evidence of malice, deceit and deceit is evident. But maybe there is a grain of truth here. Money can be saturated with the power of the moon and grow with it. The main thing is to conduct rituals for money on the new moon. Even Simoron rituals do not joke with the moon. It is important not to confuse that money needs to be raised, and problems should be reduced. These are different phases of the moon.
On this day, you need to prepare as for a meeting of the highest level. Tidy up, cook the whole beautiful, and better new things. If money, then better new. Communicate with the moon like a queen with a queen, ask for help, lay out money on the windowsill. You can make a new notebook, a beautiful pen and write your desires there.
What do you need to make your dreams come true?
Do you know whose dreams come true? In children. Because they have a special state of mind that helps fulfill their desires. For adults, it was called the "state of soaring." It consists of:
- Happy mood, joyful mood.
- No doubt or worries.
- The main thing is to believe and not wait for momentary results. This is also called "letting go of desire." The dream itself will come true, and she herself knows when.
In addition, it has been observed that positive people are more healthy, physically strong, and stress-resistant. Knowing that they will help you makes life secure, as in childhood with your mother. The state of soaring gives a feeling of freedom, eternal youth.
And finally ...
The last advice to beginning wizards: do not repeat and memorize famous rituals, create new Simoron rituals, your own and for yourself! And may there be endless magic in your life, unrestrained fun, unlimited fantasy and uninterrupted flight!