How strong are the signs on our lives! Having recently stumbled, for some reason I thought not about what needs to be carefully, but about what the fact that it tripped on my left and not on my right foot might mean. Miracles, and only.
I generally do not consider myself to be those people who are serious about signs, I like to play a trick on another "sign" sign, although, admittedly, as a teenager, I treated this topic with due attention.
Among my friends there is one girl who seems to know all the signs of the world. We often joke about her secret knowledge, but sometimes we are forced to admit that signs are really significant, and our “fortune teller” looked as if into the water, deciphering to us, ignoramuses, one or another sign.
Just a few days ago my chest began to itch, constantly reminding myself. The first thought that slipped into my ironic mind hinted that it was time to take a shower. But since it was about me, and I can call myself clean, I had to reject this idea.
I decided to look at the expanses of the World Wide Web to find the cause of itching. Of course, there is a lot of information there, but somehow it was not directly related to my problem. For example, one of the most common answers on the Internet came from the lips of the same witty people as I, who directly or indirectly advised washing.
Another popular answer to the question of why the breast itches (allergy) does not help me much either. An allergy to underwear, detergent, or skin care is unlikely, since I have been using proven products for a long time, and I wear cotton underwear.
I had to look further. The following answer to my question was so obvious that I even wondered why I hadn’t thought about it myself. One of the most correct answers to the question of why the breast itches is pregnancy. But this did not suit me either, since I knew for sure that I was not pregnant. So, itching of the chest as a reaction to stretching the skin is not my case.
In a word, I had to smash my head. Of course, you could forget about everything and wave your hand, but the chest periodically reminded of itself. And to forget about it, believe me, is not so easy.
I had to ask advice from my all-knowing friend. My timid "Ol, you don’t know what the chest is itching for ..." caused her a fit of laughter. Well, apparently, you have to be silent, this is the reckoning for all my witticisms in the direction of her "science". Having given free rein to her laughter, she looked at me intently and began to interpret the meaning of the sign.
I do not know how reliable the values ​​told by Olga are, but the itching very quickly stopped, and I must say, there were reasons to believe that everything was true.
Olga said that most people who trust the omens would answer the question why their breasts itch. A similar phenomenon is directly related to the weather, most likely the weather will worsen. In a word, the chest itches to bad weather. Do you want to - believe it or not - on the same evening the campaign really went bad.
There is another opinion on the treatment of itching, this opinion is associated with a loved one. It is believed that if a girl has itchy breasts, then her beloved is very homesick for her. It so happened that at that time my beloved was really far away and, I want to believe, yearned for me. Therefore, I can’t say that Olga and her “science” have told a lie. Although my ironic consciousness does not let me forget that all of the above can be just a coincidence.
Just in case, in order to no longer experience the terrible sense of reckoning for my unbelief, I asked what the tongue and feet were itching for. I must say that at this time it seemed to me that the whole body was itching, so it was really interesting. Of course, I had some assumptions about the itching of the tongue - I could not wait for the ironic consciousness to express its opinion on the “scratchy” superstition.
It turned out that when the tongue itches, you need to be prepared for the fact that someone gossips about you. To neutralize the effect of ill-wishers, you need to prick your tongue (your) with something sharp or put on the tongue a little hot pepper; Another way is to tie a knot, so your enemies will get their mouths shut. There you go.
Why the foot itches (here my opinion coincided with Olga’s story) is the fast road, so I took into account everything my friend said and hurried home, determined to not treat Olga’s science so scornfully anymore. Who knows, maybe she incorrectly interpreted the sign of why her breasts are scratching (and many others), but I could not refute what she said.
True, in a couple of days my ironic consciousness again took the reins of government into my own hands, and once again I laughed at superstitions, signs and myself. Although, I must say, something has changed in my attitude to supernatural signs. From now on, I believe in signs, though only in those that promise favorable changes.