Each of us in childhood firmly believed that he was a magician, and various miracles were just waiting for our attention to happen in life. You just had to wish or write a message to the Magic Land - and then a small but wonderful miracle happened. Growing up with each new day, we lose our magic skills, and life, it seems to us, is becoming an increasingly gray, boring and predictable series of monotonous days, bringing more grief than joy. At the end of the 80s of the last century, a special system of world perception was created - Simoron, thanks to which any adult, tormented by everyday problems, turns into a magician who is able, using special Simoron techniques, to bring good luck and joy, luck and love, wealth and health.
What is Simoron?
Each of those who come across this system will answer this question in their own way. For some, this is a completely special system of interaction with the outside world and reality, thanks to which a person can try himself in some new role, for example, the almighty wizard. Someone considers Simoron techniques and rituals a powerful psycho-training that can cause profound personality changes and transform the individual’s attitude to himself, his needs and capabilities. Esotericists consider Simoron modern practice, incorporating the achievements of many theological schools and practices. All these answers describe only one side of this system, without revealing its entirety and overly complicating or simplifying. Realizing the positive thoughts and desires of people who have found a child and allowed them to play, act and interact with life and the events taking place in it with surprise and joy - this is how Simoron can be most simply and easily described.
Why is all this necessary?
What can be obtained using Simoron techniques? In our practical time, the question is quite logical. First of all, a positive attitude and an optimistic attitude towards life, and then everything that is enough for your imagination and desires! Simoron helps in almost all areas of human life: get a good job and climb the career ladder, find your soul mate and successfully marry or get married, solve the housing problem and establish relationships with finances. In this technique, the most important thing is that each of her followers, having learned the principles, is free to work and can create techniques and Simoron rituals for love, raising finances or fulfilling wishes that are most suitable for him! Creativity is not limited - it is welcome!
Modern schools of Simoron
Initially, this system was created in the 80s of the XX century by Kiev psychologists and trainers Peter and Petra Burlan, who still conduct Simoron trainings and classes, and it is their Kiev school that is considered one of the strongest. Students from Burlanov V. Dolokhov (“Papa”) and V. Gurangov (“Beard”) supplemented and developed this system and created the Moscow studio “Dancing Wizards”. Thanks to the books and seminars of this particular school, Simoron technicians received the maximum number of adherents both in Russia and abroad. Over time, based on the key points of Simoron Burlan’s, Moscow journalist and psychologist Zoya Chernakova, better known as Lissi Moussa, created the Oxymoron game psychotraining system. Another major school in Russia is the St. Petersburg Open Simoron School.
How it works?
According to the Simoron system, each person can transform the world around him and has practically unlimited possibilities that do not appear in everyday life just because of the limitations of the individual’s usual world view (PCM). In each of the Simoron schools, various practices are applied to change, go beyond the framework of the PCM. Thus, the Burlanov system focuses on playing Simoron rituals, and “Open Simoron Space” practices active self-knowledge through immersion in the subconscious. Dad and Beard from Dancing Wizards base their techniques on yogic and Sufi practices.
Despite all the differences between the methods proposed by each particular school, the essence of Simoron remains the same everywhere - it is a positive game of a person with reality, based on the liberation of the mind from various restrictions imposed and assimilated by the person in the process of life. Simoron techniques are based on humor and absurd actions devoid of the usual logic, due to which the personality goes beyond the stereotypes of perception and familiar reality.
Key points
We emphasize once again that Simoron, first of all, is a fun game, but it also has its own “cornerstone” stones, there are few of them, only two:
- All Simoron rituals and techniques are performed in a special state of "soaring."
- Any positive actions in the Simoron system that you take are always working and are correct.
What is the state of "soaring"
As already mentioned, all Simoron rituals for the fulfillment of desire, attraction of money or love, as well as various techniques or actions in this system are performed in a special state - “soaring”. How to reach it? To do this, you need to remember a day when you had a good rest, woke up in a good mood and were sure that something wonderful, wonderful and joyful would happen today. I wanted to sing, smile and just “turn the mountains”. Recalled? Remember this condition and use it to perform Simoron rituals for the desire or attraction of money.
Technicians
As a result of development in this system, not only Simoron rituals for the fulfillment of desire, love and financial well-being were created, but also many different techniques. Today, simoronists use thanksgiving, renaming, “Taki”, “Get out, goofy!”, “Pitiful” translation and Simoron dances. We will briefly talk about these techniques.
Indulging
The simplest and easiest-to-do method is Taki. It consists in the fact that a person concentrates his attention exclusively on positive events, emotions and feelings. Similarly, there is a correction of one’s own movement in life, in accordance with life principles, desires and goals. Thus, you confirm that you are carefully looking at the signs that the Universe is sending you and are ready for positive changes.
“Get out, you moron!”
Each of us is faced with certain negative manifestations in everyday life. Often, such clashes simply knock us out of our normal rhythm and plunge us into the abyss of pessimism. In order to control such situations, or even not to respond to them at all, in Simoron the technique “Get out, idiot!” (PVB) was created. At the first signs of the appearance of negative phenomena in life that distract them from their plans, the simoronists use a similar method of eliminating them. So, it was broadcast on the radio that production fell in China or prices were rising - PVB! Such rude treatment, which came from the "lordly" times, will seem archaic to some, but everyone can choose for themselves any other phrase, for example: "Go away, nasty!" Or something else. So, after hearing a message about a river flood in China, you need to use the PVB, but if you are called to school about the behavior of your beloved child, then you need to use the following methodology.
Thanksgiving Technique
It is used when an obstacle appears on the path of life, which is simply impossible to ignore. For its execution, the utterance of an internal monologue or the writing of a thank-you letter to a person, object or phenomenon that represents an obstacle for you is suitable. In the text, you must thank the person or situation that has arisen in front of you for warning about the possible negative consequences, and list the worst-case scenarios from which this signal saved you.
So, with a fined student, thanksgiving can sound something like this: “Thank you, dear Irina Petrovna, for warning me about the violation of my inner harmony. You are one of my projections and show me my fears. As soon as I thought that my gibberish was completely “unscrewed” and was deflected, you immediately informed me about it with your usual directness and quickness. It’s just scary to imagine what my connivance could lead to without your timely intervention! First, running up the stairs, then absenteeism lessons, and then to the bad company, as they say, a stone's throw! And what could be further? Could start drinking, play cards or something worse! I thank you, dear Irina Petrovna, for such a timely reminder and warning! ”
After such thanksgiving, you must certainly make a gift to the object of thanksgiving. Do not grab the wallet! It is quite enough to imagine, but only very carefully, in the smallest details, an object of gift that may be liked by the person who is giving it. So, for an already elderly class teacher of your son, you can visualize a beautiful mink coat or warm imported winter boots. Do not forget to beautifully pack your gift and pronounce words of gratitude.
Rename
This technique is often used by practitioners of Simoron, as it is quite simple and uses the principle of "what I see, then I sing." The basis of this practice is the renaming of oneself, the receipt of a new name from the world at one time or another. As for any other Simoron techniques, a prerequisite is the state of "soaring". However, when renaming, do not forget about caution. Remember dear Christopher Bonifatievich Vrungel and his wonderful saying: “You are not giving a name, I will tell you ahead of time what you call a yacht, so it will sail!” To change the situation, which for one reason or another does not suit you, Simoron recommends changing and renamed. You must admit that a “forest fairy hovering over flowers” who comes on a date will behave in a completely different way than “an iron lady who crushes all obstacles in her path.” You can rename both in prose and in poetry. It doesn’t matter how beautiful and harmonious your rhymes turn out, the most important thing is that you personally like them and cheer you up.
"Yaklitelny" translation
This effective Simoron technique allows you to change the situation for the better, developing in an undesirable direction for you. It will take paper on which the current situation is described, but only all parties involved in it are replaced by the pronoun "I". Such a translation allows you to find an acceptable way to resolve the situation in yourself and your attitude to events.
Simoron dances
To perform this technique, special choreographic abilities and skills are not needed, the main thing is to clearly articulate what you want to get in the end, completely relax and "let go" of your body. Similarly, there is a transition to an altered state of consciousness, when reality becomes plastic and any positive magic is possible.
The absurd rituals of the Simoron system
As already mentioned, the basis of this system are various techniques and rituals. The latter means a certain sequence of actions, the implementation of which will lead to the receipt of a pre-planned result. So, having stuck the plug from the table lamp into the electrical outlet, we are sure that if there is electricity and the device is in order, then we will get the light in the place we need. The absurd Simoron rituals for money, the fulfillment of desires or the attraction of love consist of a sequence of actions that, according to the everyday logic of life, cannot in any way lead to the desired result.
For example, you must agree that the included charger for the phone cannot charge your purse with wealth and attract money. However, in Simoron, if you were able to enter a state of "soaring" and are one hundred percent sure that we exist in a reality in which it is through the mobile charger that money is attracted to the wallet, and they also confirmed their confidence with a rhyme-intention, facing the Universe, it is precisely these Simoron rituals for raising money that will work and increase your well-being. Thus, in order for Simoron to work, you need to turn off your adult and believe with all your heart that magical powers can only hear you in such a rather unusual way.
Here are some simple and easy to perform Simoron rituals for money you can use:
- "Easy Money". To perform such a ritual, balloons will be required, the more the better. At home they need to be inflated and paper notes attached to them. Let money balls float around your house. It is important at the same time to be in a state of "soaring" and joyfully catch the "easy money" soaring around you.
- Rinse the banana peel. An ancient Simoron ritual for attracting money, which will require a container for water - a bath or basin, as well as a peel from a banana. Some simoronists use 2 skins of these fruits, one for each hand. We collect water in the prepared container, enter the state of “soaring” and rinse the banana peel, saying: “I rinse and wash the banana peel, I let money into my life.”
- Money mopping. For this ritual, you will need a bucket of water and coins of various denominations. Some simoronists recommend not only putting coins in a bucket of water, but also letting them brew for a couple of hours or night so that the liquid becomes cash. Then wash the floors with such water. After the floors have been washed, we take out the coins and, having washed and dried them, we set aside until the next ritual.
Ah, how I want to fall in love!
For those who are looking for their happiness and soul mate, you can advise various Simoron rituals for love. To do this, you can use a bath in the bathroom with fragrant foam (passionate red or delicate pink), changing its name. For example, stick the inscription “Love” on the bottle. You need to take a bath and swim in “Love” every day, not forgetting to “soar” and rename yourself.
Someone might think foolish and absurd such Simoron rituals. Reviews those who were not afraid and used them in life are almost unambiguous: “It works! But why - it’s not clear! ”