Every day the beginning of the school year is getting closer. Ahead are hard workdays, lessons, homework and, probably, every child is already starting to feel sad about the ending vacation and come up with options for how not to go to school. And parents and teachers will again and again have to monitor progress and, of course, absenteeism.
Disease
There are many options for how to otmazatsya from school for 1 day. We analyze the different ones and find out which method is better.
The most popular, but not the first on the list, otmaz for today is considered a disease. You can refer to any part of the body or internal organs. The main thing is not to overdo it, since especially nervous parents can send for a comprehensive examination.
Medical examination
How to otmazatsya from school for 1 day at the teacher? Now we will tell. So, carefully choose the day. It is better that this is the day when control or dictation is appointed. The day before the expected date, we begin the preparatory process. We approach the teacher of the subject from which we are going to leave, or the class teacher. We inform him that a medical examination is scheduled for tomorrow. It is held annually, and therefore it cannot be undone.
We promise to bring a note from parents to the next day. Communicating with the teacher, one must be convincing, speak confidently, and then a note is most likely not needed. But if they nevertheless demanded of you, ask your older brothers, sisters or friends to write her. Be careful when asking relatives to write you a note, because they can also report to parents.
The funeral
Second place in the otmaz from the teacher is the version about the funeral of loved ones. When reporting this news to a teacher, keep a little sad. But do not replay so that there are no questions. In this case, notes are usually not required. Most importantly, do not forget which one of your relatives was chosen for this sad event.
The first place in the ranking of otmaz has been held for many generations by the version of the newly-arrived disease.
Raise the temperature
Everyone knows how to otmazatsya from school for 1 day in parents in connection with a headache. But how to confirm this with facts?
It is easy to depict a stuffy nose; just sniff your nose more often. Carefully, otherwise blood can go. You can still peel the onions, and the snot will flow in a stream. But the headache must be supported by the temperature that parents will see on the thermometer.
There are also several options for this:
- use the battery. This option is good when the apartment is turned on. We need to take a thermometer and hold it near the battery. Never place it on top, as it may burst. Watch mercury closely. As soon as the thermometer shows 38 degrees, immediately remove it. After that, the temperature indicator can rise and stop a little more, literally a couple of divisions. Indicator 38.2–38.3 is what you need;
- for this option, preliminary preparation and a computer are needed. Turn on the computer or laptop in advance and check the place of strong heating. We bring the thermometer to those parts that are very hot, and we wait for 38 degrees. If the computer is in another room, you need to come up with a reason to approach it when measuring temperature. In principle, this method is suitable for any device that generates heat;
- we will use the help of a pet. The temperature of any animal, cat or dog, at least 38 degrees. We take a thermometer and put the pet under its paw, actively stroking it, so that it does not damage the device. We wait for the desired temperature and present it to parents.
Hot tea will help raise the temperature
How to otmazatsya from school for 1 day at mom? The answer to this question will tell instinct and knowledge of its weaknesses. Any mother seeks to feed a child during an illness, as there is an opinion that the patient should be deliciously fed and fed. We order hot tea from her, it is possible with honey and lemon. Additives do not play a role when heated. It is important that tea is brought to the thermometer.
When dipping it in a hot drink, be careful, it can slip and break. Bring the temperature to the desired level and wait for mom. If for some reason you are denied tea, hot milk, then you can ask for something to eat. Any hot food is right for you.
There are many options for heating a thermometer, choose your own. Attention, in no case do not rub the thermometer with your hands. You can break the tip and mercury will spill onto your hands. It is very dangerous. In general, use safety precautions when using a thermometer.
Do not forget to present the legend after presenting the thermometer. We lie, sad, move slowly if necessary, moaning.
Abdominal pain
Another way is to pretend that your stomach hurts. We start the operation the night before. We set the alarm clock so that we get up four to five times a night. Carefully, parents should not hear the call. We get up, go to the toilet and spend ten to fifteen minutes there. Loudly, so that everyone in your house can hear it, letting water out. In the morning, if mom doesn’t ask the first herself, we inform you that we tumbled around all night. And now it hurts, in addition, you feel dizzy and you feel sick. We depict on the face, of course, strong torment and hold on to the stomach. To my mom’s questions about nutrition, we can say that they bought something in fast food on the street. In this version, you, of course, will be “fed” with activated charcoal (or another similar drug) and given herbal tea. Alas, you will have to refuse practically food, or eat very little, and also sit at home. Do not forget to run to the toilet every 2 hours.
Early days of school
How to otmazatsya from school for 1 day with parents and teachers in the early days of school? The answer to the question can be thought up on the go.
For example, it is permissible to tell parents these days that you are going on an excursion with the class, and the teacher that you were with your mother at sea. At the beginning of the year, everyone will be satisfied with this version, and the school will not require a note. The main thing is confidence.
Little conclusion
There are still plenty of options for how to otmazatsya from going to school, but many of them, unfortunately, are fraught with consequences. For example, it is suggested to drink iodine, put mustard plasters or other warming compresses on the forehead, rub armpits, etc. But it is best to choose safe options so that truancy does not turn into a real illness and trips to the emergency room.