After children finish school in elementary school, funny scenes for graduation are required. Grade 4 finished, and this is not a gopher whistled for you! In fact, this is a very significant period in the life of each student.
Short Interludes from Fourth Graders
Students themselves can present graduation skits. Grade 4 - funny guys who adore posing as teachers. Therefore, both teachers and unlucky comedian students will play beautifully. Moreover, each miniature should be represented by other artists: let, like live slides, funny mini-scenes at the graduation party change. Grade 4 will be able to present stories creatively and with a fair amount of humor!
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Teacher: “Vasya, who wrote the essay to you yesterday? Answer the truth! ”
Vasily: “Marina Viktorovna, I really don’t know! I went to bed early yesterday ... "
To continue the list, which contains sketches for graduation (grade 4) from school life, another scene.
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Teacher: "Tanechka, please name us six animals living in Africa!"
Tanya: “With pleasure, Galina Petrovna! These are two crocodiles and four parrots ... "
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Teacher: “Kolosov, go to the blackboard and tell us the poem of Pushkin that I asked yesterday at home!”
Kolosov comes out, stands at the blackboard and picks his nose.
Teacher: "Kolosov, I'm listening to you!"
Kolosov: “And how is it, Irina Igorevna? I don’t say anything ... "
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The concert will continue, in which children present sketches at the graduation (grade 4) about the school funny and ironic, another skit.
Teacher: "New?" Let's get acquainted! Ivanov Nikita. Good. So, are you chatting in class? ”
Nikita: “Not at all! I'm sitting like a mouse. "
Teacher: “Maybe you like to write off from a neighbor?”
Nikita: “What are you! Never!"
Teacher: "So, you fight with your comrades at breaks?"
Nikita: “No way! I’m kind as Santa Claus on the New Year tree! ”
Teacher: “It's strange ... Why did you get such a terrible characterization at your last school? Do you have any flaws? ”
Nikita: “Well, there’s one little ... I’m lying a lot ...”
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Teacher: “We’ll test your grammar skills. Try, Danila, to make a sentence with the pretext "on." So…"
Danila: "The crocodile climbed a tree."
Teacher: “What are you making up, Danila! Well, why did a crocodile climb a tree ?! ”
Danila: “A crocodile climbed a tree then, so that the sentence had a preposition“ on ”. But kulushata why shake the bottles? Not at all clear. They’re so dumb and impudent, impudent ... "
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Teacher: “Maxim, you prompted Marina the answer. For a hint, I will put you two. And you should be ashamed! ”
Maxim: “Two for one hint? Then, Lidia Vasilievna, you have to put me four today, because I still suggested Sasha! ”
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Teacher: "Belkin, when will you correct the deuce in mathematics?"
Belkin: “Yes, in the diary, I corrected it yesterday, Galina Alekseevna! But it doesn’t work in the magazine ... Yes, you yourself carry it with you all the time, but they don’t let me into the teacher’s room!”
Impromptu sideshow from teacher and parents
This option of presenting miniatures can be held in the form of competitions for parents' teams - the Jolly Parents Competition (CWR).
For it, the present dads and mothers, as well as grandparents, aunts and uncles, older brothers and sisters should be divided into two groups, each must come up with a name for itself. Then the answers prepared in advance are distributed to the captains so that both teams have an equal number of ready-made options.
The teacher asks the question to both groups, one comes up with its own answer, and the second can use the ready-made option. Parents in this case represent students. It turns out extremely funny scenes at the graduation (4th grade)! Short and super-cool, they perfectly diversify the holiday. Members of the jury, who are selected from the guys, can evaluate the performances.
Variants of ready-made answers for the competition of parents
Thanks to the parents' sense of humor and this competition, new funny scenes at the graduation party (Grade 4) can be born - short and ironic, creative and optimistic.
First question
Teacher: “Think hard! Here's a question for you: who can it be? Request to all members of the teams to connect their sense of humor!
Diligent and dreamy,
Lazy and diligent
Hooligan and educated,
Slender and well-fed.
So who can it be? ”
Of course, the answer lies on the surface - these are the students. But the purpose of the competition is to show funny and funny scenes at the graduation (4th grade). Therefore, the supposedly ironic answer given to parents is dad.
Second question
Teacher: “Now let's check your mathematical knowledge. Andryusha mom gave 29 rubles to a bun. He asked his brother for juice another 14 rubles. How much money has Andryusha got? ”
There can be two answers. The first is not at all, because the brother asked Andrew for the money that his mother had given him. The second answer is 129 rubles, because his brother did not have trifles, and he gave a hundred.
Question Three
Teacher: “Michael, your essay that you wrote at home about your beloved dog, for some reason unknown to me, word for word is similar to the composition that your sister handed over to the teacher. Would you be so kind as to explain the reason for this? ”
The auxiliary answer is: “So, is it strange if we have only one dog in our house ?!”
Graduation (grade 4) from parents
So the day has come when the first-year-old kids officially turned into middle-aged students. And during this period a lot of different things happened ... And funny, and ridiculous, and sad. So let it all reflect funny scenes. Graduation to 4th grade is not just going in close circle with classmates, parents are also invited to the celebration. It was they, along with their offspring, who "trumpeted" these probably the most difficult first school years. And they earned the right to fool around and dress up in carnival costumes this day, because this is their holiday too.
That’s why it is absolutely necessary to include scenes for graduation (grade 4) from the parents in the script. And with what they have something to tell, you can’t argue!
Wordbased Sideshow
Understanding the meaning of phraseologisms does not come to people right away. In the first, second, and even third grade, children still cannot distinguish between the direct and figurative meaning of many expressions. This is what you can play by writing funny scenes at the prom.
Grade 4 already quite consciously perceives many established expressions. And the miniature about how supposedly adults, and not at all kids, perceive idioms in their direct meaning, will certainly make the kids laugh. A play on words, ironic stories related to the use of homophones and homonyms will help to come up with and play really funny scenes at the graduation. Grade 4 is almost adults who have a sense of humor and are able to appreciate the irony.
Miniature "Blood from the nose." Action one
Surely everyone will like the scenes played by their parents. At the final in the 4th grade, funny stories about adults who themselves do not understand each other, but require that children understand them, can be performed in separate concert numbers.
A father sits at a computer table and plays "tanks". A sad son enters - an adult can also portray him, this will add irony to the sideshow.
- Dad, I'm in big trouble! They asked me an essay on a very strange topic ... Help me come up with, eh?
Father (continuing to play):
- And what is this topic?
Son:
- Tamara Petrovna said: “Tomorrow, bring everyone an essay to the class - blood from the nose!”
Father in amazement puts aside the joystick.
- What are you saying? The work is called "Blood from the nose"? How strange the current school curriculum has become ... What they won’t come up with to get parents off balance. Well, give me a notebook here, now I’ll come up with something for you.
The son puts a notebook on the table, the father begins to write something in it, and the boy picks up the joystick and continues the game begun by the parent.
Miniature "Blood from the nose." Action two
Options written by dad cool composition can be a lot. It is in it that the meaning of the scene at the graduation (4th grade) lies. Poems written in the form of a parody of famous works of the classics will add to the miniature of humor and laughter. Here is one of the options.
The morning of the next day. A teacher with a notebook in his hands bursts into the director's office.
- It's outrageous! You are the director, you have to do something!
Director:
“Calm down, Tamara Petrovna, and tell us what worried you so much.”
“I will not just tell, I will read!” Compilation of Little Johnny on the theme “Blood from the nose”!
Once in the February winter season
I left the house, there was a terrible frost.
Our neighbor approached me - Bear Raven -
And so abruptly, from the left, broads right in the nose!
A spark burst from my right eye,
Naturally, blood poured from my nose ...
But I proudly stood up to my full height and without a squeak
I went to the store to buy carrots there.
Director:
- Yasnenko ... I went, as they say, for a carrot ... And what are you, Tamara Petrovna, dissatisfied with? Composition on the topic, written in verse. I think it can be rated as excellent.
The teacher:
- On what topic? “Blood from the nose” - was this, in your opinion, the theme of the composition?
Director:
- Well, I don’t know ... I remember that I myself attended this lesson and heard with your own ears how you told the children to write the essay “Blood from the Nose”.
The conclusion of a graduation sketch (Grade 4) about the school can be beaten in such a way that the teacher grabs her head and runs out of the office. The director, however, shrugs, picks up a notebook, reads verses to himself with visible pleasure, gesturing the action taking place in them.
Miniature "Are you - aren't you?"
Happily perceived by both children and adults, scenes based on homophones. At the graduation in the 4th grade, the funny dialogues played by parents can be included not as concert numbers, but as if they are really happening at the moment. For example, at the moment when everyone was seated in their places, the leader came out to the center, there was silence, and suddenly there was a knock on the door. And here on the threshold there is a disheveled father of one of the students.
- Oh, sorry, please! This is 4 “B”, isn't it? - he goes to another parent, who holds a place for a latecomer, putting a thick book on it. The newcomer removes the tome, sits down, laying the book on his lap. - I’m watching, are you - aren’t you?
- What poured? Why do you think so? I didn’t pour anything!
- Yes, not poured! You do not understand me at all! I asked: "Are you this - aren't you?"
“Ah, you still haven't howled!” - the interlocutor smiles tightly. “And then where are those who howled?” And, excuse me, why did they howl?
“But no ... God, my God, I ask you: are you - aren't you?”
“No,” the interlocutor is clearly offended. “I did not howl.”
“Well, yes, no one howled.” I just doubted at first whether it’s you - aren’t you ...
“I think that no one except you understands what you mean.”
“No, I'm sure that I'm not alone, but all of us ...”
- And take the trouble to clarify who this “we” is?
The latecomer looks around discouragedly, hesitantly passes a hand around those present:
- You, we, you, I ...
- Who washed?
“Why are you confusing me all the time?” I’m talking about all of us: you, we, you, me!
- That is, as I understand it, you say that everyone here is washed? And who is not washed, in your opinion? Who are you talking about? Could it be about me?
- What exchanged?
- This I ask you: "Isn't it about me?"
- Ah, you really feel joy from the knowledge that you have not been traded?
- Enough! Let me transfer to another place. And please return to me my book Myths and Tales.
- What are you saying! Are you from Kazan? Very very nice! It turns out that we are countrymen! I also come from Kazan!
The fathers hug and sit down again.
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Of course, one can not do without a skit at the graduation (4th grade) about a school in which a lazy student who does not do homework is ridiculed.
The teacher addresses the student:
“Good day, Nick!”
- Good day, Elena Stepanovna, that is, sorry, Helen Stevewits! - the boy carefully imitates English pronunciation.
“Have you finally learned vocabulary words today?”
- Canyons, Helen Stevewits!
- Okay. Tell me, how will a tomato be in English?
- Pomidorling!
- What about potatoes?
- Potatoes!
- So ... Great situation! For responding you are unified. Do you understand me?
Knowledge of proverbs is a great power!
As an interesting scene at the graduation (4th grade) for children, such a dialogue can serve.
Marina: “Petka, you play the computer again! Have you learned proverbs? ”
Petka (not looking up from the game): “Of course! You can check ... And - once him, so him! Well, well, well ... You won’t run away, you’re lying! ”
Marina: “And when you grow up only! Put the joystick and answer me! I will begin the proverb, and you continue it. You won’t spoil the porridge with oil ... "
Petka: “... the non-greedy said and put 7 extra commas in the dictation!”
Marina: "He who seeks will always find ..."
Petka: “... the resourceful thought during the control and peeped at the excellent student’s notebook!”
Marina: “Friendship and brotherhood are more valuable than wealth ...”
Petka: “... the greedy exclaimed and grabbed the change faster than the owner himself!”
Marina: “Miracles are in a sieve ...”
Petka: "... decided untidy, examining his fingers in holey socks ..."
Marina: “You will know a lot, you will grow old soon ...”
Petka: "... the loser reassured her mother, submitting the diary for signature ..."
Marina: "... Health is in order, thanks ..."
Petka: "... to nurse Valentina Pavlovna for vaccinations!"
Marina: “Business is time, but fun ...”
Petka: "... eternity!"
Marina (taking away the joystick from Petka): “Well, no! The end, Petenka, your fun! Get into class quickly, and I don’t need to invent anything here! ”
Tale "Twelve months" in a new way
The know-how in modern scriptwriting is the replay of old, well-known stories. You can remake songs, and movies, and fairy tales so that you get funny scenes at the graduation. Grade 4 in May may well prepare “The Twelve Months,” taking into account real events.
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The Queen is sitting at her desk, her Teacher is at the blackboard.
Queen: “How tired of me dictations are! Examples are stupid! And this “World around” with all sorts of stupid articles about the seasons, buttercups, flowers and deer seals! And most of all - your idiotic tasks! ”
Teacher: "And yet I dare to ask you to solve one of them ..."
Queen: “Phew, how annoying ... To cut your head off ... Well oh well, but only one!”
Teacher: “In the morning 15 tulips blossomed in the meadow. And for dinner, 12 more flowers opened their petals. By evening, however, blooming tulips became three times more than in the morning. How many flowers bloomed by evening? ”
Queen: “Stupid old man! I will definitely issue a decree to execute you! Am I the queen or the gardener to count the blooming tulips? I will not solve this problem! Ask another! "
Teacher: “Well, Your Highness ... The cook cleaned 15 sterlet for a festive dinner. Then he thought that this would not be enough, and cleaned another 12 fish. At this time, his assistants also worked tirelessly. As a result, three times more fish was peeled on the table than the cook had originally cleaned. "How many sterlets did the assistant cooks clean up for the festive dinner?"
Queen: “No, you're just kidding me, right? Why would the queen know how many fish the helpers cleaned, and how many the cook himself? Your head on your shoulders is definitely stopping you ... Let’s do a normal task, for example, about how many decrees about executions the queen wrote in the morning, and how many - in the afternoon and evening. ”
Teacher: “But Your Highness ... In the tasks, what matters is not what they are about, but what action needs to be performed in order to find the right answer!”
Then a poorly dressed girl enters the hall.
Girl: "Hello, Your Highness! Let me ask you! ”
Queen: “Oh, I would cut your head off too ... But, on the other hand, it’s even good that you came in - at least some kind of entertainment! What do you need, arrogant girl? Speak as soon as possible, otherwise I will order my executioner to execute you! ”
Girl: “The fact is, Your Highness, that my stepmother came up with a task for me - to bring her a blooming orchid in the evening. And in our forests such flowers have not been growing for centuries! Only an angry woman can you explain this? In her school on the “World around”, there were only one deuces ... She surfed the Internet, saw a dress decorated with an orchid and completely lost her head. "He wants the same at all costs to come to him at the ball!"
Queen: "So ... And how can I help you?"
Girl: “Let me cut one small orchid in your greenhouse!” And not that my stepmother pulled out all my braids, drove him out into the street at night and I had to sleep again with Sharik in his booth! ”
Queen: “That's how it is! Interesting ... Well, let's say I let you cut an orchid in my garden. What will you do for me? Can you solve the puzzle about fish? ”
Girl: “Of course I can! I’m doing my lessons for my half-sisters all the time! - he takes a piece of paper from the Master and begins to write there, “There you are!”
Teacher: “Amazing! What a smart girl! ”
Queen: “Well, that's fine! Since she is so smart, then let her study instead of me! And let her sign the decrees too! ”
Teacher: "And what, then, will you do, Your Highness?"
Queen: “Me? And I will play a computer game! ”
He gets off the throne, sits in the corner to the laptop, takes the joystick and starts playing. The girl uncertainly goes to the throne.
The second picture
The same room. A Girl sits on the throne, Teacher is next to her, they bent over the preparation of the decree.
Girl: “And everyone who doesn’t pass the USE after grade 4 should be left for the second year ... And to deprive him of a visa that allows them to leave the borders of our state so that they do not disgrace the Russian land ...”
Teacher: “That's right! And let’s add: “To all losers to forbid to buy all sorts of goodies in the shops, not to let them on attractions, to prohibit turning on the computer ..." »
Girl: “That's right! Let me sign ... only here I will add: "... and make them study all summer instead of resting until they learn the school curriculum!"
The girl signs the decree, the Executioner enters immediately, goes to the former Queen, closes the laptop and takes her armpits, drags him out.
The queen kicks and shouts: “I will now order you to chop off your head!” Where are you taking me? ”
Executioner: “How to where? Engaged in all summer holidays, then pass the exam! This is the decree of the new Wise Queen! ”