Hate the fantasy twilight melodrama? Annoyed by these problematic characters and sluggish relationship between them? Take a look at this story from a different angle, watching the parody comedy “The Vampire Suck”. Maybe it’s actually not so bad.
Vampire town
The movie “Vampire Sucker” begins with the young girl Becca Crane moving to the city of Sporks to live with her father. Frank Crane, a local sheriff, takes her to school, where Becca meets new friends. But she is interested in the pale detached guy Edward Sullen and when they are planted together in a biology class, they feel a mutual attraction. True, Becca immediately realized that something was wrong with the young man and she was convinced of this later, in the school parking lot.
One of the students, having lost control, almost knocks a girl down. Edward saved Becca by substituting another student. It would be worthwhile to think about what happened, but this only strengthened the feelings that arose between them. Soon, Edward says that all members of his family are vampires, however, they try not to touch people, eating animal blood.
This information brings the guys closer, and on the birthday of Becky Edward invites her to visit. But opening the gift, she injures her finger. At the sight of blood, the Sullen family loses control and attacks the birthday girl. Fortunately, Edward saves his beloved, but then offers to leave for her own safety. From this moment, the vampire disappears, and Becca draws close with his friend Jacob, who has long liked her. But away from each other, the guys are very hard, so they are ready for anything to be together again.
Jenn proske
Becca Crane is probably the most adequate character in the entire film. After all, much of what is happening in Sporks seems strange to her. However, there are also many cockroaches in her head. For example, she talks, walks and even screams in a shout in a dream. And after breaking up with Edward, he begins to endanger himself by riding a motorcycle without arms and starting conflicts with bikers.
Of course, like some other actors who starred in the movie Vampire Suck, she gained fame thanks to this picture. Although Jenn Proske can be found in other projects, such as Law and Order: Special Corps, Resident Lies, Beauty and the Beast, and Graceland.
Matt lanter
The pale and mysterious guy Edward Sullen seems to be a serious vampire, but he also does stupid things. For example, she walks in curlers around Becky’s room while she is sleeping. And after they parted completely flew off the coils. He made friends with Lady Gaga and went to live with her in Brazil, where he watched soap operas in a hut, seizing ice-cream on the mountain.
The film “Vampire Sucker” is far from Matt Lanter’s first film experience. He earned his popularity by filming in the series "90210: The New Generation", where he played the role of a thunderstorm of Liam Kurt's school. It can also be seen in the films “Unreal blockbuster”, “All people lie”, “Roommate” and “Scream in the hostel”. Moreover, in the first two projects he got the main role.
Didrich bader
Let's move on to Becky's father, Frank Crane. He is a sheriff and stands guard over the city, but there is no need to draw hasty conclusions about him. The servant of the law sleeps with an inflatable doll, does not pay attention to the disturbances that vampires arrange before his eyes, and does not hesitate to beat his Indian friend, who is confined to a wheelchair. But he loves his daughter, therefore he still drags her in a carriage for children, and also did not forget to prepare for her arrival a surprise - a car wrecked in the trash.
It is worth noting that not all the actors who starred in the film “Vampire Suck” can boast of three parody films at once. So on his account is also “Meet the Spartans” and “Very Hungry Games”. In addition, Didrich Bader has a major role in the TV series The Dangerous Theater and in the film Beverly Hills Hillbilly. He also participated in the voice acting of many animated films.
Chris Riggy
Jacob "White" is a werewolf, he tries not to mess with vampires, but he has enough oddities. Not only does the guy on all fours chase after every running cat, but he also turns into a chihuahua. But he has four friends with naked torsos, ready to tear any enemy for him. From the very first meeting he was in love with Becca Crane, but the girl does not reciprocate, because her head is crammed with Edward Sullen.
Sometimes it begins to seem that the actors who starred in the film “Vampire Suck” are unlikely to be able to play anywhere else, except in parody films. It turns out this is not so. Chris Riggy is known for his role as Scott Rosson in the television series Gossip Girl, Colin in the movie Lily and Kat and one of the brokers in The Wolf of Wall Street. On his account there is also a short film "Brotherhood".
Ken Jong
Daro is the head of the ancient Zolturi clan, which protects the laws of vampires. They are opposed to Edward being with Becca until she enters their circle through transformation. Edward does not agree with this, so a conflict arises between them. And it is not known how it would end if Daro did not become the king of the ball.
Ken Jong is an American actor who starred in such films as American Dad, Hangover, My Zoo Boyfriend, Mission to Miami, and others.
Annalisa Van Der Paul
Jennifer Becky's first girlfriend at the new school. She dreams of becoming the queen of the ball and is very afraid of losing her boyfriend. The trouble will happen to those who decide to fight him off; for such cases, Jennifer carries a huge knife in her bag. Fearing not to be the first couple at the graduation party, they even decide to influence the voting results.
Annalisa is not only an actress, but also a singer and dancer. She is the winner of the Young Actor Award, received for her role as Chelsea Daniels in the TV series Such Raven. She also starred in the films Bratz and Dance Fever.
And yet she is! There is a category of viewers who will appreciate this project. After all, it’s enough to recall the series of movie parodies “A Very Scary Movie”, and the plot of the film “Vampire Suck”, the actors who played the freak characters, and the dense stream of silly humor will no longer seem so mediocre.