By "bunch" is meant a certain composition of winds, which are released from the anus in a noisy or muffled manner, with a smell of varying intensity. The Latins called it Crepitus ventris, the British - fart, the ancient Saxons - Furlin or Partin.
General information
A bunch can be defined as some wind or gas that accumulates in the lower abdomen. The reason for this, according to some doctors, is an excess of cooled mucus. With weak heating, it separates, softening, but not completely dissolving. The formation of such clusters contributes to the use of certain foods or seasonings. Also, a bunch can be defined as compressed air, which, in search of a way out, passes inside the body and, finding it, hastily flies out. In society, according to the rules of good manners, it is forbidden to emit gases in this way and somehow comment on this process.
Classification
How can you fart? There is a conditionally accepted classification. By force, several types of bunch are distinguished. It can be simple. In this case, it can be compared with a strong single and instantaneous salvo. It is formed when the gap through which the air comes out is sufficiently stretched, and the force pushing it out is powerful enough to push it out the first time. A complex bunch is fired by a burst. Volleys follow each other continuously. Some authors call them diphthongs. There is also a statement that with a strong physique, a person is capable of releasing a couple of dozen volleys in a row.
Diphthong volley mechanism
How to fart? The condition of the anal opening plays a key role in the mechanism of the diphthong volley. Before farting, certain conditions must be met to ensure the correct air outlet. When firing a salvo, it is advisable to follow some recommendations. As a result, you can experience a fairly pleasant sensation from the process.
- It is necessary that the anus be spacious and surrounded by a sufficiently elastic and strong sphincter.
- There should be enough air to produce a simple ordinary bunch.
- After the first volley is fired, the anus should be somewhat covered, but not completely and not too tightly. This is necessary so that the air without difficulty can again open it, provoking a slight and pleasant irritation in it. Some people compare the sensations they experience with orgasm.
- After the air has been released, close the hole, then open it again. And so several times.
- If necessary, you can hold the remaining air to release it at another time.
For those who would like such volleys to go out without effort, people with experience recommend eating foods that contribute to the accumulation of air in the intestines. These include, in particular, peas, turnips, legumes, garlic, swede.
The influence of diphthong volleys on the condition of others
It has been found practically that such a bunch can be very scary. Such a volley of people with a fine mental organization can easily unbalance, scare, and even deprive the mind. This conclusion is made on the basis of frequent observations, taking into account the constituent components from which such a bunch is formed.
Since you can fart quite strongly, the gas, breaking out, quite significantly shakes the air. This, of course, attracts the attention of others. Knowing how to fart loudly, you can easily clear your way or get rid of people with whom you do not want to be. Such a “weapon” is especially effective in rooms or crowded places.
How to fart quietly?
It is not always possible to let the air come out noisy. Often you have to restrain volleys at work, in crowded places. So how to fart quietly? In general, such a silent air release is called “small” or “semi-vocal”. There are people who fart always quietly. This is due to the fact that their anus is not wide enough. Most often, this feature is characteristic of young girls.
In this case, some recommend just squeezing the anus. In addition, a small supply of air contained in the intestine may also be the reason for the lack of sound. This is due to the food that was consumed.
In turn, a small bunch can be clean, medium and aspirated. In the first case, the air gently and gently passes through the outlet channel. This is accompanied by a light and quiet whistle, similar to the one that is heard when blowing in a straw. In common people, he is called a "girl's bunch." At the exit of air in this case there is no unpleasant odor irritating the nose.
The middle bunch is different in that the air comes out without any effort. The hole at this point should not be too compressed or open. How to fart without sound if you feel that the air supply is too large? You should tighten the sphincter a bit, thus delaying bursting volleys. The anus must be opened gradually. With regular training in favorable conditions, you can achieve amazing results. However, no odor is guaranteed.