The end of grade 9 is a significant event for all students. Someone leaves school after this, someone continues to study, but all the guys feel that they have become a little older. That is why the last call is of such importance.
The scenes of the last call in grade 9 must be ridiculous, so that this gala evening will bring pleasure to all its participants. Thanks to humor, it is precisely these productions that will allow students to express their gratitude to their native teachers, and teachers, in turn, will be able to see themselves through the eyes of their children.
Scenes on the last call grade 9 (funny)
Throughout the training, the children had a mentor - a class teacher. It is this teacher who knows them best. In preparing the presentation, it is impossible to ignore her (him).
Scenarios for the last call (grade 9) about class teachers will be an interesting option. One of them is presented below.
The stage is decorated with a class. Hanging poster "Welcome, graduates .... of the year!" An elderly teacher, a class teacher, is sitting at the teacher’s table; adult men and women are at the desks. They can be played by both today's disguised graduates and their parents.
Former students begin to recall school years.
- Marya Ivanovna, remember how we in the 6th grade put a button on your chair once, and poured glue on the other?
The teacher smiles, graduates laugh cheerfully.
“Maria Ivanovna, and remember how we hid our magazine, have you been looking for it for more than 2 weeks?” Even then, you almost lost the prize.
Again, everyone begins to laugh, and the teacher continues to smile sadly.
- Marya Ivanovna, remember how in the 10th grade we ran away from the lessons, and a dead mouse was thrown on your desk?
Again the friendly laugh of the graduates and the smile of the teacher.
Then she gets up, adjusts her glasses and declares:
- And you, my beloved students, remember how in the 6th grade I gave everyone a deuce in the control class, which is why you stayed after classes for a whole week? And our campaign, when we were supposedly lost? This is just after the story with the magazine was. But how did I make you "War and Peace" to teach by whole chapters by heart, did not forget? Indeed, it was fun.
Now the teacher begins to laugh, looking at the bewildered faces of her former students.
Such miniatures will be excellent entertainment both for the guests of the evening and for the graduates themselves. So, we decided that scenes on the last call (grade 9) should be an obligatory attribute of this celebration. The subject teachers on the last call are especially interested in what their graduates have prepared.
Scenes for a teacher of Russian language and literature
The first teacher that any student remembers is a teacher of Russian language and literature.
Most of all classes, endless dictations, expositions, compositions - all this is about lessons in the main school subject. That is why funny sketches on the last call (grade 9) about teachers begin with the Russian language.
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- Popov, name the kind of words “closet”, “forest”, “house”, “stocking”.
- Wardrobe, wood, home - masculine, stocking - feminine.
“I wonder why you got this?”
“Since only women wear stockings.”
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- Krasnova, come up with a proposal with homogeneous members.
- In the forest there was no grass, no trees, no bushes.
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The teacher explains:
- Antonyms are words with the opposite meaning. For example, long - short, fast - slow, easy - complex. Vasiliev, think of an example.
Vasiliev answers:
- Cat dog.
“But why did you decide that these are antonyms?”
- How why? They are opposite and constantly fighting.
Scenes for teachers of mathematics and computer science
When students begin to come up with scenes on the last call (grade 9) to subject teachers, mathematics occupies a special place in them.
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- Petushkov, you finally hardly learned to count to ten. I can’t even imagine who you will become after school.
- The boxing judge, Natalya Sergeevna.
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- Petrov, imagine that you have 10 rubles in your pocket, and you asked your dad for another 10. How many rubles will you have?
- 10, Irina Sergeevna.
- Petrov! No math knowledge!
“I'm afraid you have any knowledge about my dad.”
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- Pugovkin, multiply five by eight.
- Elena Andreevna, I agree to give answers to your questions exclusively in the presence of my lawyer.
Also, do not forget about computer science teachers.
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The computer science teacher enters the library department and sees that the librarian is not in place. He asks the students where he is. Those answer him:
- He's in the archive.
Teacher persistently:
- Unzip it, please.
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- Pavel Sergeevich, my computer has caught a virus.
“And what have you done?”
- I got the vaccine.
- Where to?
- Under the arm.
Scenes for a biology teacher
Pupils must devote funny scenes of the last call in the 9th grade to a biology teacher.
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The teacher asks in the lesson:
“Who will tell me what is the difference between a river and an ocean?”
One student answers:
“The river has two banks, and the ocean has only one.”
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- Lepeshkin, why do people need a nervous system?
- To be nervous, Lidia Andreevna.
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- Myagkov, where do you think a bird with a straw in its beak is headed?
- To the cocktail bar, Irina Sergeevna.
English teacher stage
Funny sketches on the last call (9th grade) about English will cheer up everyone present. An example of such a miniature is presented below.
There is an exam in English. The teacher mutters to himself under his breath:
- Absolutely do not know anything .. What would be so easy to ask .. Okay ... What is the capital of Great Britain?
The student is silent. The teacher starts to get nervous:
- Well, what is the capital of Great Britain called?
- Bucharest.
The teacher is annoyed:
- No! London! Two! Let the next one come in!
A student leaves, in the hallway another asks him:
- Well, what is asked?
He explains to him that they are asking the capital of Great Britain and it must be answered that the capital is London. Offers a classmate:
- Let me glue you a cheat sheet on the sole, just in case - "Lan-dan."
On the way to class, the cheat sheet is unstuck.
The teacher says to the person entering:
- Come in, come in! My question is: "What is the capital of Great Britain?"
The student quickly glances at the sole and confidently answers:
- Adidas.
In addition, scenes on the last call (grade 9) to teachers can consist of short funny dialogs.
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The conversation of mom and daughter. Daughter asks:
“Mom, say funk.”
Mom is perplexed:
- What for? What is this all about?
“Well, what's the difference?” Just repeat it, it’s not difficult.
“Why should I repeat incomprehensibly what?” I won’t!
- Here! Why then are you making me learn English?
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- Well, how is England? Have problems with the language?
- I don’t, but the British had ...
Scene for a teacher of geography
Schoolchildren, coming up with funny skits for the last call (9th grade), do not pass by geography teachers.
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- Petrov, what do you know about the Panama Canal?
- Nothing, Lidia Andreyevna, our antenna does not catch him.
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The teacher explains the topic, talks about New Guinea.
The student clarifies:
- So there is a constant summer?
The teacher answers:
- Yes.
Pupil sighing:
- Lucky. Eternal vacation.
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- Peshkov, can you name me the capital of Argentina?
“I am very sorry, Julia Vladimirovna, but I don’t know either.
Scenes for teachers of history and social studies
Composing scenes on the last call (grade 9) in subjects, students do not forget about teachers of history and social studies. Here is a small sketch that can be put on a gala evening.
The teacher begins to check homework.
- So, in the last lesson we talked about Napoleon. Please, Sinichkin, tell us what you remembered.
The student stands with a solemn look and says:
- Lidia Yurievna, why listen to me? Let Napoleon tell about himself.
Teacher, surprised:
“But how do you imagine this?”
Sinichkin proudly replies:
- And now we will arrange a seances, call Napoleon and ask about everything.
The teacher agrees, everyone sits around the table. Sinichkin begins to call Napolen, who after a few seconds appears in the corner of the class in the famous cocked hat and says in a grave voice:
- In the name of the Emperor, I order to put Sergei Sinichkin "5" in the year of history.
The teacher is scared:
- Your Imperial Highness .. But how ... He does not know anything on the subject .. Something your voice seems familiar to me ... But why are you wearing sneakers?
Quickly approaches Napoleon, breaks a cocked hat and recognizes Lisichkina.
The teacher says with satisfaction:
- So Lisichkin. I almost believed ... Well, okay, let's continue our session.
Everyone sits around the table again and the teacher says:
- I call the parents of Sinichkin and Lisichkin.
The confused faces of the perpetrators of the incident and the laughter of classmates complete the scene.
You can also play a few short dialogues on the subject of history and social studies.
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The teacher asks:
“Little Johnny, what did the noble knights do with defeated opponents?”
Little Johnny answers:
- Handed over for scrap, Irina Sergeevna.
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- So, as I warned you at the last lesson, today we have a control.
“Can you use the calculator, Marya Ivanovna?”
- You can, Vovochka, you can.
- A protractor?
- Please, Vovochka, to your health. So, we write the topic "The spiritual world of man."
Scenes for teachers of physics and chemistry
Composing sketches for the last call (grade 9), the script of which they begin to come up with long before the holiday, not a single teacher can be ignored. Below are the thumbnail options for physics and chemistry teachers.
Physics lesson.
The teacher begins the survey:
- So, let me listen to you. Remind me the law of Archimedes.
The excellent student answers:
- A body that is immersed in a liquid will push out a volume equivalent to the mass of that body.
The loser resolutely objects:
- Absolutely wrong law! I checked it myself yesterday!
The teacher is interested:
- Well, come on in more detail, Vasya, what did you do there?
The loner tells:
- Well, how what? He immersed his own body in a bath with liquid, sat for 4 hours and crawled out, frozen.
“Is the scientist guilty of something?”
- How is it in what? Well, let him catch me, I'll arrange for him!
The excellent student lost her patience:
“Why did he do that?”
Lap back:
- Well, I poured water into the bath, climbed into it ...
Classroom Mansion:
- And ???
The loner tells:
- The neighbors came running, shouting that a whole lake had flowed from their ceiling!
The teacher joyfully:
- Exactly! And what follows from this?
The quartet says in exasperation:
“Let Archimedes himself do the repair now!”
Excellent student showing tongue:
- Yeah, Teplov, you know nothing in physics!
Teacher, referring to the other quartet:
“Zaitsev, do you remember anything?” After all, are you going to take the exam?
The second quartet replies in a calm tone:
“I remember everything, Elena Andreyevna, I just don’t know anything!”
Teacher with a sigh:
- No, it’s impossible to talk with you! Both get a deuce. Tomorrow I’m waiting for everyone on a trial exam!
Chemistry lesson.
The teacher will say:
- Did everyone manage to record their homework? I'm washing.
Lap back:
- Wait! I have not fully copied this picture!
The teacher is perplexed:
“This is not a picture, Kruglov, but a structural form of halogen.”
Deutscher making an exhausted face:
- Yes, what is the formula? It’s just “Black Square” by artist Repin!
The teacher is surprised:
- That is so brilliant?
Graduate with a sigh:
- That is so incomprehensible.
Teacher in a frustrated voice:
- Well, you, as always, learned a topic for two.
The voice of the two girls from the last desk is heard:
- And if I want "excellent"?
The teacher in response:
- Well, if you want five, write us the formula of ethyl alcohol.
“I need a friend’s hint.” Hello, grandmother, rather tell me the formula of ethyl alcohol, here the question of my five is solved.
Grandma says:
“So I don’t know chemistry at all, granddaughter.” Tse two ..
The two-year-old sadly repeats:
- Tse two.
Teacher Pending Continuation:
“So, then what?”
The two-girl, in an imploring voice, continues to ask her grandmother:
- Granny, you almost guessed, try to remember further!
Grandma replies:
- What is there to remember, I already remembered, already five times!
The student asks:
- Already five?
The teacher says in an affirmative tone:
- Right! TS-2, ASH-5.
Deuce:
- ABOUT!
Teacher, nodding his head:
- Well, almost like that! c-2, al-5, o - al. Okay, you get a five with a minus.
Stage for a physical education teacher
Of course, no scenes from the last call (Grade 9) can do without your favorite physical education.
The school bell rings. On stage, in sportswear, stands a student Pugovkin in splendid isolation. A physical education teacher enters the gym, buried in a journal, and says without raising his eyes:
- Hello! Class, get built! Pay off for one or two!
Pugovkin, looking around, says:
- One.
Pause. The teacher raises his eyes, sees that there is no one else and menacingly asks:
-Sooo, and where are the others? Walking a lesson, then?
Pugovkin scared:
- No, no, Valery Semenovich, they have good reasons.
Teacher, no less formidable:
- Respectful, you say? Come on, quickly get them all here!
Pugovkin runs out of the gym and in a minute returns with the whole class.
The teacher praises Pugovkin:
- Well done, Pugovkin. Now we will understand. You are the first, Easy. Where is the form?
Easy in response:
- Imagine, in the evening I washed my uniform and hung it to dry on a fence. Suddenly, out of nowhere, an angry dog appeared and tore everything up.
The teacher is perplexed:
- Of course, I understand everything, but where does the fence come from, because you live on the 7th floor? Okay, everything is clear with you. What do you say, Petrova?
Petrova replies:
“Oh, I hurt my ankle yesterday.” Right .. That is, left .. Well, in general, both ..
Teacher with an understanding voice:
- I see. What are you, Simonova? Hurt my ankle too?
Simonova pretends to say:
- No, I have a sore throat.
The teacher in a suspicious tone:
- Angina, then ... Therefore, the bandage on the leg, right?
Simonova quickly reacted:
- Nuuuu, she, this ... slipped ..
The teacher nods his head and says:
- Oh well. Shishkov, and how will you explain?
Bumps in a dreamy tone:
- Can you imagine, Valery Semenovich, the guys from 11 “A” told me yesterday that you will not be at school today. What went to the gymnastics competition!
The teacher replies in surprise:
- Well, it’s necessary ... Gymnastics .. They thought of it .. Well, well, and you have Vorobyov, what?
Vorobiev absent-mindedly:
- And today I mixed up the days. Thought, Wednesday, but it turned out Thursday. I even brought textbooks on Wednesday, I can show.
Teacher in an affirmative tone:
- So, for the whole class I put “two” for the lack of form. Now we sit down, get out notebooks and write down the subject “Daily routine”.
Pugovkin is perplexed:
- Valery Semenovich, but what about me?
The teacher is bewildered:
- Oh yes, Pugovkin. And you, according to the plan, run cross for 2 kilometers.
Scenes for teachers of art and technology
Funny sketches on the last call (Grade 9) will not do without mentioning the lessons of Fine Arts.
Children sit at their desks and diligently draw. The teacher walks between the rows, checks the work. He stops near Kukushkin’s desk and asks:
- What did you draw?
Kukushkin in response:
- Like what? A vase. You yourself asked.
- What I asked, I remember. I don’t understand what you painted.
- Well, Olga Mikhailovna, this is a vase! I just see it that way. You are an artist, you must understand me.
The teacher says:
- Alright, let's get a diary.
He calmly takes the diary, puts a deuce. Kukushkin is indignant:
- Two? For what?
The teacher answers him:
- Why are you, Petya, this is not a deuce, this is a five. I just see it that way.
Scenes on the last call grade 9 (funny) will be in place in all subjects. Technology is no exception.
Technology teacher scolds the class:
- Who broke the plywood? I ask you, answer!
Pupils stand with their heads down. Finally, one says:
- Why plywood? Still, maybe glass?
The teacher indignantly:
- I broke the glass myself in the morning. Put the plywood. The last time I ask, who broke the plywood?
Thus, you can compose a variety of scenes on the last call (9th grade). The script is cheerful, the mood is excellent, the students, teachers and parents are beautiful, smart, happy. That is what a gala evening dedicated to the end of grade 9 should look like.