Who doesn't like jokes? Especially if they are witty, kind and memorable. Of course, everyone loves them. After all, they allow you to have a good time with friends and acquaintances. Jokes infect with laughter and energy for the whole day. Let's consider in more detail what it is.
Jokes in our life
Jokes is a special genre that is passed down from generation to generation, characterized as an implausible humorous event with an unexpected semantic end. This type of genre is close to the audience, as each of its characters can resemble some acquaintance or friend.
Any humorous stories come from real life. These may be cases from school activities, cases that occurred with different nationalities, family or political life, and so on. For example, school stories include stories about the boy Vovochka, who is known for his wit and vulgarity. To family - stories of male or female adultery. You can list them endlessly. Each country has its own
national character.Jokes about Chapaya, Anka and Petka are popular in Russia. Because they were characterized as brave, funny, fighting for the "red" characters.
The best jokes about Chapaya, Anka and Petka
In the 30s of the twentieth century, when there was a war between white and red, Chapaev Vasily Ivanovich, Anka the machine gunner and Petka, devoted to the commander of the soldiers, distinguished themselves. Until now, many argue whether these characters are fictional or real. But in the hearts of the people they forever remained heroes.
It is impossible to determine which jokes about Chapaya are better. Because there are a lot of them. And on different topics: on the military, on love and others. There are those that are suitable for any audience. But you can list the most popular.
Indipetka and Chapaev on rails
- During one of the attacks, Anka and Petka crawl nearby. Crawl, crawl and suddenly hear someone asking them: "Who are they?" Anka was not afraid, quickly made a mole on her forehead with the dirt and says: “I am Indian.” Nimble Petka was not at a loss, did the same and said: “But I am an indipetka!”
- Once Vasily Ivanovich sits on the rails alone and is absolutely naked. From clothes he only has a tie on his neck. His faithful assistant Petka came up to him and asked: “Why are you without clothes?” Chapaev replies: "So there is no one." Petka is surprised: “Then a tie for what?” Chapay: “What if someone appears.”
Funny jokes about Chapaya are never forgotten. Moreover, they do not lose popularity and each time more and more new ones appear.
The funniest jokes about Chapaya
- I heard the battle commander that the Americans landed on the moon. “Here we are! To where they were driven! ”
- Chapai was asked if he knew the most popular three Jews. The answer was: "Of course, this is Batman, Superman and Spiderman."
- Chapaev built a soldier on the parade ground and asked: "Why do the birds need money?" They say: "But they do not need them." “Well done, eagles. Keep it up!" calmly says the commander.
- “Who is Chapaev?” - the teacher asks the students. Those answer: "This is the most important Negro." "Why?" - the teacher was surprised. "Because he fought against the whites."
More than alive
Chapaev and his associates for a long time remained in the memory of the people as heroes. This is a good sign. This means that people are not indifferent to them.
In the jokes about Chapai, the main character appears in different images: Ivanushka the fool, the hero Alyosha Popovich and so on. In one image he appears as a hero, in another - as a silly drunkard.
The main motives of the jokes about Chapai: rudeness, obscenity, illiteracy, drunkenness, unscrupulousness and dullness of heroes. But there are also motives such as: dexterity, cunning, wit, ingenuity and resourcefulness.
A few more stories from the life of Chapai, Anka and Petka
In the jokes about Chapai there are still such characters as Furmanov and Kotovsky.
- In the late evening Petka and Chapai decided to sit and drink vodka. Suddenly Furmanov appears and asks: “Maybe I will be the third?” Vasily Ivanovich replies: “You will be the sixth, we have already sent five.”
- Once they thought up the brave young man Chapai and the young Petka to go to study. Tired of them walking uneducated. But the trouble is - you need to pass the entrance exams. And besides, in mathematics. The teacher explained to them that they need to take tickets and answer questions. All applicants have passed the exam for a long time. But Petka and Chapai disappeared somewhere. The astonished teacher went looking for them and came across a strange picture: Petya sits with a shovel, scratches his “turnip”. The teacher asks him: "What are you doing?" Petka’s answer was: “I got a question on my ticket: find the square root. No matter how much I dig, only round roots come across all the time. ” “And where is Vasily Ivanovich?” - the teacher asks. Petka replies: “But he actually got a difficult question - to divide a member into a polynomial. Here he is sitting, sharpening a knife and crying. "
- On a dark night, Petka sleeps under a wheelbarrow. Suddenly Chapai came running and shouted: “Sing, wake up soon, get dressed and blow to the nurse. Furmanov accidentally swallowed a corkscrew. ” Petya woke up, got dressed. And then again the brave commander bursts in: "Sing, you can not go, we found another corkscrew."
- Petya ran to his commander and said: “It seems I’ve chopped off my head with a bun”. He asks: "Why did you decide so?" Petya: “Do not you believe? You can go and check. I walked near the barn and see: a bun is rolling on the ground back and forth. I grabbed my sword and chopped it in half. " Chapay and says: “So I sent Kotovsky a dig to dig.”
- Petka with Vasily sit and write a report on biology. To do this, they needed a fly. Vasily tore off the paw of an insect and said to it: "Fly, crawl!" The fly is creeping. Then Vasily tore off two more legs to the fly and said: “Crawl!” The fly is creeping. Then the last three paws were torn off. Chapai says: "Fly, fly, crawl!" The fly does not creep. "Petka, write down: without paws, the fly becomes deaf."
- Petya sits in the evening and writes and writes something. Anke became interested. She came up and asked: "What are you writing?" “Opera,” the young fighter muttered. “Will you write about me?” Anka asked playfully. “I will write. And about you, and about Vasily Ivanovich. The opera ordered everyone to write. ”
Afterword
Jokes about Chapaya do not belong to the category of political. Therefore, they were never banned by the authorities. On the contrary, the Soviet leaders were well aware that these funny jokes help to work on their image, diverting attention from themselves. At that time it was necessary.
To this day, jokes about Chapaya and Petka, Anka the machine gunner and Furmanov are quite popular. This suggests that the red commander and his loyal companions are unforgettable folk heroes. I would like to believe that they will remain so for future descendants. After all, this is the property of Russia, its history.
Thanks to such jokes, in real life it becomes a little easier and more fun. They help bring people together, enjoy the moments of life. And this is very important for further development.
Without humor, a person becomes callous and evil. And this in no case should be allowed.