Jokes about Pasha, Little Johnny or Izyu are popular among noisy companies and youth. Jokes and funny stories associated with these "unknown" heroes make you laugh to tears.
Funny jokes and jokes are on all male and female names. If there are none, try composing them yourself!
Jokes about Pasha
Why exactly this name? No one can answer this question, but to tell a joke to everyone.
- Pasha is an excellent cook, he knows how to cook "meat in English." The recipe is simple: comes to visit, opens the refrigerator, takes meat. Leaves.
- Pavel Pavlovich, having lost much weight, no longer looked like a complete fool.
- At a drawing lesson at school, the teacher says: "Children, get an album and pencils, we will draw a horse. And Pasha will sit still and try not to move!"
- A young husband invites his wife to visit a nudist beach, but she refuses: "Pasha, do you think people will think that I married you by calculation!
- Dialogue in the family:
- Pavlik, what will you become in the future?
- I want to sew ...
- This is a female affair!
- I want to sew things in the prosecutor's office!
- - Pasha, how do you understand that you are a brutal man?
- Ah, my mother told me!
- Pavel Pavlovich could stop the horse for a ride and enter the burning hut ... In general, he behaved like a real woman!
- If Pasha with a woman just lies, eats and watches TV, then he is well with her.
- Pavel comes into a flower shop. A poster hangs on the wall: "Tell your beloved about your feelings with flowers." Pasha turns to the seller:
- I have one tulip, I'm not talkative.
What is this cheburashka? This is in the photo Pashka!
Photos, jokes with Pasha - a great surprise, which can amuse a friend or acquaintance Paul with a good sense of humor. An original photoshop or a cartoon with a cool slogan will cheer you up and make your friend laugh.
You can have fun like this: for Pasha’s birthday, they make a paper doll the size of a person, a photo of a birthday man is glued to the face, in our case, Pavlik. The paper clothes dressed on "Pasha" should dazzle with amusing questions about the hero of the occasion. With each correct answer, part of the clothes are removed. The intimate places of the doll must be covered with fig leaves. Laughter and fun are provided!
Ditties about Pasha
Jokes about Pasha in poems and funny songs will defuse the atmosphere, cause laughter and smiles for those present at the birthday and party.
- Pasha is a young guy
Mouth does not close:
Don't talk, it's him -
Eats, does not overeat.
2. What kind of cloud above the mountain flickers black?
This is Pasha’s hairstyle flying in the wind.
3. How beautiful in the store
Our saleswoman Zina:
Pasha’s saliva pours from his mouth,
Like a sausage she carries.
4. Paul is a guy like flint,
He won't smile
We sing, we sing
He - will not move.
There are many jokes about Pasha and other names - you can think of anything you want! Turn on your sense of humor, imagination and compose a masterpiece!