This funny eared character with big eyes was invented by Eduard Uspensky in 1966. But Cheburashka and his friend Crocodile Gena became popular only three years after the release of the cartoon about their adventures on the screens of the country. The appearance of anecdotes about Cheburashka and Gena once again confirmed the fame and even some "universality" of the characters - anecdotes, after all, were very different: children’s and adults’s, naive and rascally, and even with a clearly criminal soul.
Children's jokes about Cheburashka and Gena
Most funny jokes about Cheburashka and Gena were born, of course, among children. Funny stories in which cartoon characters act as heroes are especially clear to a children's audience.
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Once Cheburashka and Kolobok started boxing. Cheburashka immediately says:
- Chur, do not hit on the ears!
“Yeah,” Kolobok matching his tone, “and on the head!”
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“Gene,” Cheburashka once said, “ten tangerines were sent to us in the parcel.” In general, I divided equally: I took eight for myself, and left you eight.
- How so? Is eight plus eight ten?
- I have no idea. I have already eaten my eight tangerines.
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- In vain they lie, as if the children had forgotten all the good fairy tales, only the Pokémon in their heads now. Here we conducted a survey - he showed that our Russian Cheburashka is in third place for fame!
- Well yes! And what was asked?
- Name your favorite Pokemon.
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High and high on the mountain are the Pigeon and Cheburashka. Dove and asks:
- Well, then, what else will fly?
“Wait,” says Cheburashka. - My ears have not rested yet.
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Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka are visiting. Gene holds a bouquet of flowers and a cake. Sympathy for him is the eared - it's hard, I suppose, to carry a friend.
- Gene! he exclaimed. - What I came up with! So this: come on here, I'll carry flowers and cake. And take me in your arms.
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Once they bought Gena and Cheburashka a piano and decided to bring it to Genin’s apartment. And the apartment is on the tenth floor, and the piano, of course, does not fit into the elevator. Here they began to bring, Cheburashka and asks:
- Oh, Gene, I’ll tell you such a funny thing ...
- Get out, - Puffs Gene, - not up to you ...
On the fifth floor:
“Gene, I know such a funny story.” Do you want to tell?
- Yes, you go with your story!
Finally, they reached the tenth.
- Gene! Well, can I tell a story?
- Come on, come on, tell me!
- Oh, Gene, but we made a mistake by the entrance ...
For adults
Jokes about Cheburashka and Gena are also popular among the adult population of the country.
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Tells something to Gene Cheburashka, tells, and then asks:
“Do you even hear me?”
“Gene,” he replies sadly, “look at me.” I have a choice?
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Crocodile in thought:
“Something I’m all looking at you and I don’t understand, Cheburaishechka.” Either I congratulate you on March 8, or on February 23?
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Cheburashka was offended once on Gena and decided to scare him that he would hang himself.
Crocodile enters the room - and there Cheburashka stands on a stool with a noose around his neck.
"Well, give it back, this is my stool!" - exclaimed the Crocodile and pulled it from Cheburashka from under his feet.
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“Oh, Cheburashka,” says Gene in admiration, “just look at how beautiful the girl is!”
- What are you? - one is surprised. “She's scary like a crocodile!”
... and the old woman Shapoklyak
In anecdotes about Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka, old woman Shapoklyak is often mentioned as the main opponent of a nice couple.
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Says once Shapoklyak Gene and Cheburashka:
- Guys, do you want to become diplomats? Ayda with me!
“Hey,” the Crocodile asks a friend in a whisper. “Why did they bring us to the suitcase factory?”
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Somehow Cheburashka came running excited:
“Hey, Gene, and who am I?”
- Well, you ... A charming little animal, furry, nimble, kind ...
- But Shapoklyak said that I was laying with wings.
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Cheburashka is walking along the street, leading a calf, in his hand is a balloon and a pipe. Suddenly Shapoklyak to meet him:
“Hey, Cheburaher, where are you going with all this junk?”
- So Gena called and said, they say, take a heifer, a bubble and we’ll hum ...
With other characters
In jokes about Cheburashka and Gena, other interesting fairy-tale or completely ordinary characters are sometimes "greeted".
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Once Crocodile Gene got drunk and stayed with Cheburashka for the night. So Shrek was born ...
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They put Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka in prison. That all sticks to a friend:
“Gene, will they torture us?”
- I don’t know, leave me alone!
And he does not lag behind:
“Gene, will they torture us?”
- Yes they will not, leave me alone!
Then a giraffe entered the cell. Cheburashka roared:
- Oh, Gene, look what they did with the horse!
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Once Cheburashka and Crocodile Gene climbed into the store. Wandered and rub what horrible.
- Gene! - suddenly shouted Cheburashka. - Do you need boots?
- Come on! Drag it!
- I can’t, they have rubbish.
- So shake it out!
- Oh, I can’t, Gena, he is holding my ears!
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- Bagel, bagel! - the children shouted loudly. They did not understand that Cheburashka was mortally wounded.