Today, from the lips of journalists, one can more and more often hear that our Russian MPs have phimosis of the brain. It is interesting that the public fully supports this opinion, but blames the journalists themselves and television for the fact that they are the cause of this "disease".
Gradually, this concept became part of the popular Internet folklore, but most people still do not fully understand its meaning and even believe that brain phimosis is a medical term. However, this is not entirely true, or even, more precisely, completely wrong. Of course, phimosis is the name of a real disease that is associated with intimate male problems and is treated by
circumcision of the foreskin. Lack of connective tissue in the body and causes phimosis. The operation to solve this problem in men is quite simple, but with the brain everything is much more complicated.
Symptoms of this mental “disease” are the inability to objectively assess the surrounding reality and the narrowness of views with the greatly overestimated self-esteem caused by brain phimosis. Simply put, the “patient” is so confident in his exclusivity that he is not able to see anything beyond his nose. And phimosis is jokingly called this condition due to the fact that an overgrown self-esteem “infringes” the gray matter and disrupts neural connections, which hinders the normal course of chemical and biological processes in the brain. However, unlike all diseases, not the "patient" himself suffers from it, but the people around him. In this case, several stages of progressive phimosis are most often distinguished:
- A man can objectively reason and think only in a calm state, and in an excited state, his own ego comes to the forefront, which prevents logical conclusions.
- At this stage, objective thinking becomes difficult and in a calm state, and most often a stream of unmotivated aggression splashes out on others, due to which the “patient” asserts itself even more.
- Now the matter is taking on a truly serious turn, and constant aggression towards the world around it becomes the lifestyle of a person who finally convinces himself of his own exclusivity and insignificance of all the people around him. It is no longer possible to cure phimosis without surgery in such an advanced stage, therefore, "prompt" intervention by an experienced specialist psychologist is necessary, and the treatment will take a huge amount of time and mental energy and the doctor and the patient himself.
- Brain phimosis of the fourth degree is a completely separate conversation, because at this stage the “disease” completely subjugates the life of the “patient”, who already begins to feel its harmful effects, but there is nothing he can do about it. The Internet community clearly agrees that only “euthanasia” will help at this stage, and a complete recovery, even under the guidance of a true professional, is in great doubt. Although everything still depends on the mood of the "patient" and his desire to recover.