Today, wedding scenes are being performed more and more often, funny, ironic, but very instructive. They can be carefully rehearsed, prepared by the guests, but can be played off-hand, under the author’s reading of the text.
Funny wedding scenes - a gift from guests
Everyone likes short miniatures. Scenes for a wedding are especially popular , funny and a little sad, about how mother-in-law and mother-in-law are trying to interfere in the life of young people. An example is the scene “Mom’s tips”. There are not many participants, so the performance does not require long preparation.
Miniature “Mom’s Tips”, act one
Actors: young wife (e.g. Tanya), young spouse (e.g. Kostya), mother-in-law and mother-in-law. To make the wedding scenes fun and funny, you can think of outfits of adult ladies: the mother-in-law will be a village aunt, and mother-in-law will be a young lady of an undetermined age. Tanya escorts her husband to work:
Here’s a sandwich, a pie ... (pops a bundle with breakfast in it)
Goodbye my dear!
I'll be waiting for you, my friend!
Well, good luck dear!
He leaves and followed by Tanya's mother in a hat with a breathtaking feather, examines it, twists it back and forth and shakes her head in dismay:
- Daughter, what obsession?
You look like a scarecrow!
Skinny as a ghost ...
Well-groomed skin ...
Tanya:
- Everything is in order, everything is okay!
Only need to hurry ...
Friends have a holiday tomorrow -
I need to dress up.
Will you help me choose a dress?
So what to wear? (Tanya takes out the clothes from the closet and puts it on herself, looking in the mirror).
Mother:
- How can you wear it?
There is nothing to look at!
Where is Kostya’s conscience!
You wore on at the end!
Better you marry Only
As father advised!
Tanya:
- Mom, stop cutting it -
I'm tired of all this!
You need to love your husband -
This is such a thing ...
Mom grins:
- Well, keep going
In old rags, like a shishiga!
Gratefully wear
Like a crown, chain yoke! (Mother snorts and leaves, slamming the door)
Kostya is returning from work:
- Honey, are you ready?
My advice is to hurry up!
Tanya (sad):
- There is no dress - everything is not new ...
This is flour, not life! (throws the dress down on a chair, covers her face with her hands and cries)
A mother-in-law comes in - Bones mother:
- What kind of argument, but no fights?
Hello from all of me!
What is the spouse dissatisfied with?
Son, it hurts me to watch:
Well-groomed you, and trousers ...
Where do Tanya's hands grow ???
Sitting at home all day -
Soaps only looking ??? (Kostya examines himself, shakes himself off, looks at his wife with condemnation)
Kostya:
“Tanya, you need to wash it ...”
And to clean the apartment ... (Mother nods pretty)
Mom tells the truth:
You always hurt
Head ... Don't pretend!
Get ready soon!
Tanya:
- I won’t go anywhere!
Better go to mom! (He slams the door and leaves. Kostya sits at the table, puts his hands on his head and shudders).
Author:
- That's such a bad luck ...
But it could have been otherwise.
The second action of the wedding scene
Cool grandmother-matchmakers go backstage, and again the scene is played before the arrival of Mama Tanya. Her words are different:
- Dear, dear, hello! (twists her, looking)
Married not in vain!
You look, my friend, great! (puts one of the dresses on her)
This dress is just awesome!
Tanya kisses her mother on the cheek, starts spinning around the room in the dance, attaching her outfit chosen by her mother.
Kostya enters:
- We have guests! How glad i am! (kisses mother-in-law on the cheek)
I took chocolate for tea!
Tanya, get ready
Mom, help yourself with tea! (he pours tea)
The mother-in-law enters:
- How I came in time!
Tanya, how good you are!
Ah, clean as curtains!
But happiness is not a daughter-in-law! (The mother-in-law sits down next to the matchmaker, Kostya pours tea and her. Tanya comes out, everyone claps their hands. Young people go away, the matchmakers hug and sing the song: “When we were young”).
Similar wedding greetings are usually addressed to parents of young people. They are instructive and moderately ironic.