The series "Interns" is the legendary brainchild of TNT and producer Vyacheslav Dusmukhametov. The first series, which appeared on the screen in 2010, from the very first minutes won the hearts of the audience with talented cast and extraordinary humor.
The action takes place in an ordinary Moscow hospital. Anastasia Konstantinovna Kisegach (head physician) attaches four interns to Dr. Andrey Evgenievich Bykov (head of the therapeutic department). Varvara Chernous, Gleb Romanenko, Semyon Lobanov and Boris Levin are young and inexperienced specialists who do not even know what real medical practice is. Bykov did not like the innovation of the head physician, because from the first seconds he did not like interns. However, his deep love for his work did not allow leaving young specialists without the necessary knowledge and practice.
Bykov is a brilliant doctor, but at the same time a noble tyrant and tyrant, therefore, he did not nurse with interns. Thanks to the love of Andrei Evgenievich for sophistication and bullying, the newcomers not only fell into ridiculous situations, but also received nicknames that the viewer loved so much: “armless embryo”, “unicellular bacterium”, “ciliates-slipper”, “fecal bear”. The interns tried to deal with highly intellectual insults, but soon realized that Bykov did not know how to communicate differently.
The same fate befell the best friend of Bykov. Ivan Natanovich Kupitman is a venereologist from a neighboring department. Doctors have been working in the same hospital for several decades, so the communication between them was filled with a special share of irony and stinging sarcasm.
Let's recall the main characters of the series and the funny remarks by Bykov regarding them.
Semen Lobanov
Intern Lobanov is a specialist with experience. At the beginning of the series, he claimed that he had worked in Ambulance for three years, because he had more experience than all the others combined. Head the department laughed at such a statement, calling Semyon "a dinosaur with a walnut instead of a brain." Therefore, in Bykov's conversation with Lobanov, there are phrases that clearly indicate a lack of intelligence:
Do not try to put words into sentences. This is not yours, Lobanov, not yours!
Yeah! You kick the air again! Forest winds squeeze tit!
Hold your thousand. Buy her brains or a book on medicine. Better book! I'm afraid that a new brain in your body will not take root!
I do not know what you were guided by, Lobanov. I rule out logic right away.
Why are you so solemn? It’s too early for the wake. Your patient, in spite of everything, may still recover.
Well, Lobanov, have you already sharpened the ax of your stupidity?
The fact that Lobanov’s wife is a prostitute is permissible. But the fact that a prostitute has a husband Lobanov is already nonsense!
“Lobanov, what are you doing here?” - Like what?! I'm flying! - A! Well, and how is the flight?
Immerse yourself in work with your head. The head is such a spherical thing that hangs on your shoulders!
Congratulations! You have a concussion. Well, in your case, a concussion of the vacuum.
Boris Levin
Boris Arkadevich grew up in an intelligent family, because he is distinguished by his manners and courtesy. Judging objectively, Levin is the most well-read and educated intern who shows good results in medical practice. And all is fine, if not for one thing: high self-esteem and boasting. It was these two negative qualities that gave Bykov the opportunity to come up with the most merciless insults for Levin:
Smart doctor with glasses? In my office? Who let in?
Levin, among the things that really interest me in life, the issue of developing your personality lies somewhere between the problems of eared owl migration and the tax features in Congo.
“And you, Dr. Lenin, why didn’t you raise your hand?” - But I'm not Lenin! “So you are not a doctor.”
Levin, are you a moron? No not like this. Levin, you moron!
Doctors cannot be beaten! He can (points to Levin), and doctors can not!
Levin, you are a brainless ciliator with a bloated conceit. Armless embryo with honors.
Sorry, Lobanov, the palm of stupidity passes to Levin. He deserved it.
Levin, let’s take the ball and go play football. You still have nothing to do. You just woke up after anesthesia.
Gleb Romanenko, or “Fecal Bear” Bykov
Gleb is the son of the head doctor, as well as a noble party-goer and prokhendey. He deftly knows how to evade work, finding absurd and ridiculous excuses for his idleness. Romanenko is an intelligent guy, but because of laziness, he received not only a noble portion of “compliments” from the department head, but also the offensive nickname “ fecal bear ”.
And I always said, Romanenko, that carrying weights is your true calling. Well, take me to the lab.
- Romanenko, my little “teddy bear”! - Why "feces"? Koala! - Never mind.
Good morning, colleagues! And you, Pinocchio!
Romanenko, are you hunting for someone, or did you go out with an enema for a walk?
Romanenko is a waste material, domestic, but low-quality.
By the way, it was the expression "kala bear" that went to the people faster than everyone else. Bykov never gave an exact answer to what he meant by that nickname. Viewers began to search the Internet for photos of "feces bears" and ask questions on the forums, but there is still no definite wording.
There are two common interpretations. The first is the outward resemblance of Romanenko to a koala, because he is just as clumsy and slow. It is possible that Bykov simply forgot what this bear is called, and therefore called Gleb not a koala, but a “kala bear”. The second version is not so harmless. Some viewers suggested that Andrei Yevgenyevich deliberately called Gleb “a stool bear,” as the stool in medicine refers to the natural waste of human life. If we take into account Bykov’s love for such kind of insults, then, most likely, he was guided by just such an interpretation.
Barbara Chernous
Young, beautiful, but stupid and unpromising, Varvara Nikolaevna became the main object of Bykov's ridicule. He sincerely believed that a woman cannot be a doctor, and intern Chernous each time confirmed this belief in practice:
- A female doctor? We will not work together! - So what should I do? - Change the floor and come.
Varya, if you pay a lot of attention to one patient, then you may not have time for another.
Here, Chernous, your patient Stakhantsev. Sorry, Stakhantsev. I had no other choice.
Chernous, the doctor’s head should work fully, and not just the lacrimal glands.
If someone found a small lump the size of a cat's kaku, then please return it to Dr. Chernous. This is her brain.
Ivan Natanovich Kupitman
Kupitman is a venereologist, an alcoholic, a ladies man and the best friend of the head of therapy. Twenty-year friendship did not do without comic insults and mockery from Bykov:
Kupitman! I am compared with you baby with a pink ass.
Vanya, here you have no conscience, like a sailor's fly!
Natanovich invites everyone to his birthday! This means that even such rubbish as you.
In order to tweak your contented face, Kupitman, I’ll remind you of something. It’s 9:30 in the morning, you are a venereologist, and in front of you is an examination of the ocean of contagious pussies.
Natanovich! Don’t be upset that you were called grandfather. You look more like a grandmother.
Vania! Your computer is full of viruses! You're a venereologist!
Okhlobystin and his sense of humor
You are mistaken if you think that each quote was written verbatim by the scriptwriters. Most of the phrases were born right on the set thanks to a sense of humor and acting talent of Ivan Okhlobystin (Bulls).
If you feel sad, then check out a few episodes of the Interns. Good mood guaranteed!