Many people like jokes about animals. Probably because very funny situations can happen to such heroes! As a separate topic about “bird” problems, Russian folklore loves jokes about hens. It is these clucking creatures that often flash in humorous sketches, personifying stupidity or suppleness to fate.
Real price
Import in the very central Odessa.
The seller sells chicken, two approach him.
The first asks:
- Dear, and how much is your bird?
Seller:
- Ten.
First buyer to their friend:
- Listen, well, he says eight. Give six?
Second to first:
- No, it's expensive. Say four, and don’t forget about the change of two rubles.
First, contacting the seller:
- Hold the ruble and give your dead bird!
Sometimes jokes about birds include male representatives of the bird family. Jokes about roosters and hens turn out very vital!
Young, you're in flight!
A farmer bought a young rooster and immediately went to hens in the barn. The cockerel is worried, imagines how he will "communicate" with hens. But the old rooster, which has almost been written off, shouts to the young one:
- Hey, salaga, all these hens are mine!
Young shouts to him:
- Old you already, now I will be in charge here!
The old rooster, a little overwhelmed by such impudence, says:
- Let's not fight, but we will solve the issue by such a dispute: we will run the race, exactly twelve laps. Whoever wins is the owner of the chicken coop. But you, as an elder, give me a little head start - a meter and a half.
Agreed, started the race. The old one runs, the young one follows him, but he cannot overtake. At that moment, the farmer looks out the window, picks up his gun and, under the cry of his wife, kills a young cock. In response to the puzzled look of his wife, he replies:
- How much can you! Once again, a gay cock comes across!
Chicken issue
On the market.
- How many cockerels do you have?
- This one is not for sale!
- And then I took it with me to the market for what?
- Hens refused to go without him!
Well, jokes about chickens and other birds are sometimes below the waist, creating a situation on the verge of a foul. But the popularity of jokes from this does not become less!
The Russian people cannot be stopped, they are ready to endlessly create humorous stories, including those involving people. You can evaluate, for example, such an anecdote about a man and a chicken.
Breed!
A man rides in a car, whistles, the wind blows in his face from speed. He turns his head, looks - next to the chicken runs, overtakes. The man added gas, the chicken also accelerated and sharply turns on the poultry farm. The driver became interested, he asked a farm worker with the question:
-What kind of breed is this?
He answers him that the latest selective development, super-meat.
- And what, how is it, is it meat?
“Yes, they would have known if someone had caught up!”
Jokes about animals are not always so uncultured. There are jokes about hens and for connoisseurs of high speech.
Madame Monsieur!
“Ah, madam, I'm sorry, my chicken purely accidentally trampled your tomatoes!”
“Ah, Monsieur, don’t worry, my little dog recently bit her purely by accident.”
“Fine, madame!” Just recently pulled your dog out from under the wheels of his car!
You can read an infinitely many jokes about chickens and other birds, they will not get tired of coming up with. Maybe because chickens are not so sorry as the rest of the birds? The question remains open, like a mouth in a smile!