Interesting jokes: about mother-in-law, about blondes

Jokes are funny, funny phrases that can defuse the situation in many situations. Very often a person who has in his stock many interesting jokes becomes the soul of the company and the center of attention. This is always captivating, and some purposely study the tiniest jokes and jokes in order to once again like the company in which, for example, it is planned to rest.

What are the most interesting jokes?

Fashion for jokes very often, like fashion for clothes, changes. And it depends on the generation, time, environment in which a person lives. But such topics for interesting jokes and jokes have always been, are and will be popular:

1. Blondes This topic is always relevant and interesting. They write jokes about blondes and write them from the real life of these women.
   
2. Mother-in-law. It is not known who, when and why came up with the first joke or joke about the mother-in-law, but the fact that they are loved even now is a fact. It is likely that the author of an interesting joke on this topic was one of the men who clearly did not have a relationship with his beloved mother.
3. Motorists. Jokes taken from the real life of drivers spending most of their time with a steering wheel are indeed very popular. After all, what can’t happen on a long road, who can’t be met, and what cann’t you see ?!

Women's jokes

Women can often surprise and even make laugh with their spontaneity. So, we made a selection of the most interesting jokes in the life of women:

1. Two blondes stand at a public transport stop. One needs a minibus number 7, the other is waiting for number 2. They are waiting, waiting, neither of them goes. And then minibus number 72 pulls up. They look at each other, and one of them says: “Well ?! Let's go together?".
   
2. A true woman can surprise her man by removing her bra without taking off her T-shirt.
3. The blonde asks the cuckoo how old is she to go a virgin? The cuckoo immediately stopped screaming. The girl asked again, the cuckoo was silent again. The third time the blonde repeated the question, and the bird again sat silently. From that moment, she decided that she wouldn’t go anywhere else.
   
4. Once a man saw a young girl sitting at the helm of a steep BMW, and washing her face with tears. He felt sorry for the poor, and he decided to ask what happened. In a report he heard: “I did not know that the car has three pedals. And my legs are dweee-ee-ee ... ”.
5. Dad says to his daughter: “Dear, when I asked you to come home as Cinderella, I meant on time: by 00:00. And you probably misunderstood me, since you came in one shoe and lost your dress somewhere! ”

Jokes about mother-in-law

Interesting jokes that just do not happen. And it seems ugly to joke about relatives, but mother-in-law is probably not the case, according to many sons-in-law. So, a selection of jokes about mother-in-law :

1. Recently, my wife and I decided to give her mother a phone, since hers broke with her. We bought her a brand new smartphone, my mother-in-law is happy, my wife too. But only all is well, if not for one “but”. My mother-in-law doesn’t use the phone book at all. At 65 she knows all the phone numbers for memory. She is even lazy to use her finger to scroll through the list of recent calls - every time she types in a new way. And once I decided to take my mother-in-law's smartphone and check how many numbers there are. In order not to lie, at least 20 pieces. That's what a good memory and a man of the old school means!
2. Once a man noticed that someone was rummaging through his pockets. I decided to put a mouse there. He laid down and went to work. On arrival home, he took off his jacket and hung it on a hanger in the hallway. The wife comes, sees that her mother is swooning. She says to her husband: "Imagine, I’m coming, and my mother is swooning at the threshold. Husband: - This is soooo .... - By the way, we should put a mousetrap. Murka caught a mouse today."
3. My beloved mother-in-law calls tea two names - “so-so” and “this is what I understand -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.” And the difference between the two is that one cheap tea bag. And the second one is the one that my wife and I love to pour into a jar for more convenient use.
   

Joke about the "beloved" mother-in-law

I'm driving with my "beloved" mother-in-law in the car, taking her native home. She tells me everything:

- Times are hard now, not enough money. My daughter, thin, is working, she does not see day or night. You try, help her. Look, look, they’re catching a car, it would slow down - there’s no extra penny.

I stop, the girl looks out the window and asks:

- Can’t you give up to Pushkin for an intimate service?

- No, we are not on the way.

We're going, silence for about 15 minutes. And then my mother-in-law betrays:

- Such a time is now criminal, horror is simple. Money is stolen, taxi drivers are robbed and killed. You look, son, do not drive anyone.

Here is such a life. Interesting jokes, yes! But they are all taken from life!