Not everyone knows, but the famous Russian poet Sergei Alexandrovich Yesenin, in addition to being a poet, was a person with a non-standard, irritable and at the same time vulnerable psyche. He had problems with alcohol, which was the reason for creating a huge number of tales, jokes and jokes about him. And the central joke-joke, undoubtedly, is “A lifeless body lies on our path of life ...”.
Mayakovsky's personality
Since the topic has come up about the anecdote about the "lifeless body", let's say a few words about Mayakovsky. He was also a poet, also of the Soviet era and also not without strangeness and bad habits. There is also a lot of jokes about him, but since we are not talking about him, we only mention one, in which both famous poets appear together.
Yesenin and Mayakovsky "in one bottle"
So, the joke itself "Lies a lifeless body ...".
Somehow Mayakovsky came out of the tavern with a couple of friends whom he had found there. Friends flatteringly say so:
- Vladimir! And is it true that you can give poems offhand, without even thinking or straining, for any reason and without reason?
- Well, of course, the truth! Ask the theme!
- Well, the drunk is lying in the mud on the side of the road, can you give a couple of lines about him?
Mayakovsky pompously so addictive:
“A lifeless body lies on our path of life ...”
And suddenly from the side of the drunkard he heard:
“Well, what do you care?” Picked up girlfriends and go away!
Mayakovsky reached out to his full height and says with displeasure:
- Come on, girls. It turns out that our Yesenin went over again ...
More jokes about Yesenin
Since it’s fun, let's recall a couple of interesting jokes about the famous poet.
“In your years,” the father says to his son, “Yesenin was already a famous poet!”
What the son answers:
- And in yours this famous poet has already hanged himself ...
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As it turned out later, the verse “You are still alive, my old woman” was written by Yesenin as an epigraph to the remaining unfinished sequel of Dostoevsky under the title “Crime and Punishment 2”.
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When I cite Yesenin as an example, for some reason everyone thinks only of the lyrics, imagery, feelings for the motherland, although I mean the drunkenness, debauchery and swear words ...
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From an early age, the goal was to write poems like Yesenin ... But so far he has only learned how to drink vodaru, like him.
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One day the head of the Weasley family, Arthur, enters the reception room of the Minister of Magic, and before his eyes appears Lucius Malfoy, who has lounged in an armchair, with a collection of Yesenin's poems. Seeing the Weasley Sr., he joyfully exclaims:
- Arthur! Check it out! Oddly enough, from this interesting poet I found a poem about your wife!
Arthur, suspiciously:
- Oh well ... And what kind of poems are these?
And Malfoy reads with taste and expression:
“The seven were dogged,” he grins and continues, “the seven red puppies ...”
Conclusion
So, in this article we examined jokes about Sergey Yesenin. Of course, this is not all existing jokes about him. Moreover, with each new day a new joke can easily be born.