Offensive jokes are very popular among companies. Bold “nicknames” and “name-calling” are used at school, boys in courtyards and even small children in kindergartens. Lovers of compassion pay special attention to surnames or the name of the “victim” in order to come up with an offensive joke. And how can one not joke here if the surname asks for a ridiculous nickname?
My favorite name
When a child is born, parents carefully and carefully consider their name. Try on the last name, patronymic. Usually, mothers like to call dear children unusual names taken from a movie or actor. Usually these are popular names abroad: Isabella, Aurica, Aristarchus, Leopold. Moms want to highlight their beloved baby among his peers, without thinking that Cleopatra, running among Katya and Nastyushki, looks somewhat ridiculous with her majestic name. The child grows up, rotates in the team and will certainly encounter insulting jokes about names. Especially if his name is unusual and defiant. Owners of simple names also have a hard time, for example, Van, Anton, Pavlik and Stas. So a suitable rhyme or tongue twister suggests itself.
There is a joke in every name
Offensive jokes with names find their way out in sarcastic slogans, impudent songs or humorous poems. Name poems are popular not only on birthday. They are composed of wits and bullies in order to once again find a reason for laughter.
Teasers are very popular, which begin with the phrase: “If your name ...” In the continuation of the poem, any name and an offensive joke are substituted:
- "If your name is Vova - awkward, like a cow"
- "If your name is Light - skinny like a cigarette"
- "If your name is Eugene - your ears are like dumplings"
- "If your name is Irina - it's a scary picture"
- "If your name is Sasha - you have a dirty face"
- "If your name is Seryozha, then you have a thick erysipelas"
- "If your name is Oksana - outwardly you are like a monkey"
- "If your name is Tanya, then the bath is crying for you"
- "Your name is Michael? .. It is clear which of us has yielded!"
- "If your name is Alyosha - you're a holey galosh"
- "If your name is Andrey - get out as soon as possible!"
- "If your name is Pauline, your skin is like clay."
- "If you are called Katya, put it under the bed."
- "Your name is Konstantin - you are so stupid one!"
- "If you were named Gene - leave without fail."
- "If your name is Roma, then you look like a gnome"
- "If you are called Kolya, then you are clearly an alcoholic."
- "If your name is Camilla, you have crocodile teeth."
- "If your name is Denis, then hurry up from here!"
- "If you are called Tishka, panties have burst on you."
- "If your name is Egor, you dipped the fence."
- "If your name is Alenka, then you have green on your forehead"
- "If your name is Arina, then you look like a goose"
- "If you are called Vera - you drink beer without measure."
Ivanov - here you are!
The boys come up with the most offensive jokes at school. They use not only the name, but also the name of the unfortunate. Some surnames do not require special fantasies. They seem to beg for a ridiculous nickname:
- Tearful
- Zhirnova
- Cerebral
- Popkova
- Petushinsky
- Duritsky
- Dead end
- Ineptively
- Nalyvayko
- Babai
- Frost
- Hoarse
- Flea
- Trachtenberg
- Ohrimenko
- Babaeva
- Gnidenko
- Zhopina
- Fat
- Mogilevich
- Golikov
- Tarkhanov
- Fellow man
- For example
- Kovbasyuk
- Curve
- Durboy
- Krivoshey
- Piskunov
- Mammoths
- Pugach
- Cancer
- Grudiev
- Borodulin
- Bulls
- Kozin
- Lizhnik
- Durov
- Pilyuskin
- Popovich
- Troupe
- Kutia
- Bark beetle
- Pomorgailo
- Chervyakova
- Kozlova
- Zubarev
- Proskurin
- Kapelyashkin
- The parrot
- Kopeikin
- Murashkin
- Lupachev
- Marmyshkin
- Piskunov
- Siskova
- Magpie
- Doolin
- Lyapkin
- Pupykina
- Busonin
- Borschev
- Pig
- Rude
- Nosova
- Bugaev
- Korovaykin
- Puzinnikova
- Bearded man.
Very offensive jokes made up of surnames usually cause strong laughter and stormy fun among offenders and the audience.
Rhyme to name
Name and surname - a popular compound for offensive jokes. Boys and schoolchildren are amateurs to come up with harsh phrases and nicknames associated with the name of their classmates.
Namely "name-callingers" consisting of three to four words are very harmoniously obtained:
- "Roman - Spit in Your Pocket"
- "Karina - drink a mug of kerosene"
- "Andrey is a well-known fool"
- "Alice is a blond rat"
- "Boris - beating his head in an encore"
- "Sasha - a shaggy drum"
- "Veronica - rotten strawberries"
- "Anatoly - walks naked"
- "Natasha - eared, like Cheburashka"
- "Angelina - ate Vaseline"
- "Vasily - the gorillas are more beautiful"
- "Arthur is an old set."
From school
Offensive jokes with names are obtained even in the elementary grades of the school, when the kids get acquainted with the first verses and practice rhyme. How not to substitute a suitable word with the name of a classmate? It turns out very fun and fun:
- Andrey - Sparrow
- Alexander - spacesuit
- Alyosha - galosh
- Arkhip - the flu
- Arkasha - yogurt
- Tolik - rabbit
- Bogdan - a suitcase
- Barek - coal
- Vova - a cow
- Vitek - horse
- Ivan - ram
- Valera - Cholera
- Roller - Crane
- Garik - cracker
- Gene - Foam
- Gavrila is a duffer
- Grisha - the roof
- Dima - an example
- Daniel - Crocodile
- Egor - ax
- Emelyan - drunk
- Zhora - glutton
- Zahar - mosquito
- Ilya is a pig
- Igorek - a bubble
- Nikolay - Samurai
- Max - Dachshund
- Micah - famously
- Nikitos - nose, watchdog
- Oleg is an escape
- Petruha - ear
- Pashka - insect
- Rusik - a panty
- Novel - Drum
- Glory - the mace
- Seryozha - erysipelas
- Tikhon - Griffin
- Timur - Cupid
- Fedya - the bear
- Theophanes - doodle
- Yurets - cucumber
- Yan - Buyan
- Yashka - Drum
- Yarik is a flashlight.
Well, where are you girls?
Offensive joke - an evil insulting mockery for girls and classmates of boys-bullies. But this fact does not bother the guys. They are very pleased to come up with the names of the girls all kinds of nicknames and "name-calling."
For instance:
- Alla - tired
- Anechka - T-shirt
- Alice - Rat
- Angelina - Mandolin
- Arina - tonsillitis
- Alina - viburnum
- Bella - Caravel
- Jackdaw rope
- Valya - kralya
- Vika - Blackberry
- Vita - a trough
- Diana is a monkey
- Dina - Dog
- Irish - cookie
- Zina - an example
- Eve - fed up
- Lunch - Kalancha
- Lyudka - a booth
- Lida - Resentment
- Lyuba - a fur coat
- Katyukha - a fly
- Ksyushka - Pampushka
- Karina - cattle
- Mashka - Blotter
- Marina - Mandarin
- Nina - picture
- Natasha is a mess
- Nadezhda - clothes
- Tonya - Sonya
- Tamara - Khmara
- Tanya - pig
- Pauline - ballerina
- Sveta - eyedropper
- Olka - chatterbox
- Sveta - cutlet
- Ulya - Dulia
- Christina - Tina
- Julia is a bobbin
- Shura - truck
- Faina - baby
- Yanka is a monkey.
Not offensive, but nice
Offensive jokes about a friend will not strengthen friendships, but the ability to rhyme his name will help in composing an admired birthday ode. If you have the idea to play a trick on a friend and add a few words to his name, you should nevertheless take into account his sense of humor and weigh each word.
Some witty rhymes are worthy of a place in a funny congratulatory rhyme. For instance:
- "Our dear Alena, be beautiful and in love!"
- "We wish Andryusha a tasty and healthy meal!"
- "And for our Alevtina we will bring oranges!"
- "So that Olya will not be bored, we will present these rabbits to her!"
- "Happy Birthday, we congratulate Vasya and sit down to ferment right away!"
- "Has become more beautiful than all Valyusha, we give earrings to her ears!"
- "How beautifully the Light sings, her sonnets are good!"
- "Our Fedor is an excellent worker; he is always strong and vigorous!"
- "Natalia sparkles today like gold medals!"
- "It's your birthday, Vitek! Here's a gift of oxygen to you!"
- "Who is our Anna? This is a lady without a flaw!"
- "How beautiful you are, Constantine, among smokers number one!"
- "Igor runs perfectly, he needs him in the Premier League!"
- "Congratulations together Nicholas, today he is kind, he does not bark!"
- "Look, Vadim is as important as a peacock!"
- "Our cook, Masha, cooks porridge better than anyone else!"
- "On this day, our Alexei put on his best pants!"
- "Look in the mirror, Natasha, you are older and more beautiful!"
- "Who does not know this Ksyushka, the mischievous laughter?"
- "On this day, everyone is beautiful, even fat Alexei!"
- "What did Ilya do yesterday? In a river, in the sea, by a stream?" (On the day of Elijah.)
- "We pat the stubborn Theme, he is so heavy among us!"
- "And this verse is for our Timosha, what a merry and good you are!"
As children!
Adults like to fool around no less than kids. To invent offensive jokes with names is an interesting occupation of work colleagues, especially the male half. Remaking names and teasing employees is interesting even for those who have reached a very respectable age. Thus, a person psychologically returns to a carefree period of youth, distracting from daily problems.
Their insulting jokes not only hurt, but entertain the team:
- "Our Vadim is harsh and unsociable."
- "Our Olya is addicted to alcohol."
- "They say that Andrei is a miser and seems to be a Jew."
- "Take a look, Venia has antler-like horns."
- "Good is our Milena, created for treason."
- "Our Vika has good lights in her eyes and screams."
- "Oh, a boring tune - like Methodius's voice!"
Offensive jokes about names were, are, and, unfortunately, will be. Having heard them in your address, do not take it seriously. You need to be able to laugh at yourself, skillfully fend off and maintain a healthy sense of humor