Cartoons about Cheburashka and the crocodile Gena have been loved by spectators of all ages for almost half a century. These screen versions of the works of Eduard Uspensky are not of interest to the first generation of children. The main characters, brilliantly voiced by Vasily Livanov and Klara Rumyanova, were parodyed many times by variety artists. There are also many jokes about Cheburashka and Gena. The funniest of them are collected in this article. You will definitely like these jokes about Cheburashka.
Millionaire
Cheburashka found five cents and asks Gena: "Is this a little or a lot?" The crocodile decided to play a trick on a friend and says: "Oh !!! Yes, you are now just rich!" His friend came to the department store, picked up a lot of different toys, interesting books, various sweets, walks to the checkout counter and takes out his own five kopecks.
The cashier looks at him in bewilderment, and he says to him: "What time are you wasting? Drive change!"
Universal medicine
Cheburashka fell ill with a sore throat. He has a continuous cough. He says to the crocodile Gene: "Please run to the pharmacy for some medicine!" His friend quickly packed up and went for medicines. After half an hour, the crocodile returned and gave the patient a pill.
He drank, but the taste seemed suspicious to him. He looked at the package and said: "Gene, this is Purgen! Why did you buy me a laxative?" His companion replies: "That's right! Now you will be afraid to cough!"
Funny jokes for children about Cheburashka
Cheburashka tied his large ears with a scarf. Gene asks him: "Why did you do this?" He replies: "I heard the weather forecast: a strong wind is promised."
Cheburashka asks the crocodile Gena: "Tell me, is red lingonberry?" His friend replies: "Of course, red." He again asks: "Are there black dots on her?" The crocodile replies: "No, there should be no spots on it." His friend exclaims: "Oh! Again I ate a ladybug!"
Funny arithmetic
Cheburashka happily says to Gene: "Today I received a package, there were ten oranges. This means that everyone can eat as many as nine pieces." Gene says: "You are wrong! You cannot eat nine oranges."
Cheburashka replies: "Well, I don’t know, I just tried it, everything worked out for me."
Bosom friends
The funniest jokes about Cheburashka are not always childish, such as the following.
Gena tells her friend: "Cheburashka, help me out! My head hangs from a hangover . Please bring me some beer!" And he answers him: “Yeah! Like a hangover, so“ Help me out ”, and like sitting at the table, so“ Ass with big ears, run for vodka! ”"
On the roof of a twelve-story building sit Carlson and Cheburashka. Carlson stood up and said: "Flew to the baby!" Cheburashka answers him: "Yes, you wait! My ears have not rested from the previous flight!"
Only without familiarities!
And here is one of the oldest jokes about the main character of this collection. Cheburashka and Crocodile Gene are driving a car. The car is driven last. Cheburashka at one point climbed onto the steering wheel. The crocodile tells him: "Get off the steering wheel!". And Cheburashka replies: "I am not a swindler, I am Cheburashka!"
- Gene, Gene! Doctors said it was possible to reduce my huge ears with plastic surgery!
“You are always like that, Cheburashka!” Only about yourself and care! And you thought, what will I blow my nose ?!
Forbidden punches
Jokes about Cheburashka sometimes, besides himself and the crocodile Gena, also tell about other fairy-tale heroes.
On the boxing ring Cheburashka and Kolobok meet. The first of them sets a condition before the start of the round: “Don’t you dare to beat me in the ears!”
Gingerbread Man replies: "I agree, but only if you will not hit my head."
Great hairdresser
Cheburashka tells his friend Gene: "I am reluctant to spend money on a hairdressing salon! Please cut me, you yourself!" Gene agreed, took the scissors, and after a few minutes wondered: "Cheburashka, do you need your ears?" His friend shook his head in the affirmative: "Yes, of course we need!" Gene says: "Well, then hold them," and extends to his friend his body parts.
Here are some more jokes for children about Cheburashka. These jokes may seem ridiculous not only to the smallest readers, but also to their parents.
Weird question
Gene says angrily: "Do you even sometimes listen to what I tell you?" Cheburashka replies: "What do you think? With such ears!"
Crocodile Gena comes to the pet store and tells the seller: "Please give me half a kilogram of dog food, two hundred grams of cat food, one hundred grams of fish food, and two hundred and fifty grams of hamster food." The seller says admiringly: "Oh !!! How many pets you have!" Gene replies: "No, I have only one thing, but I still can’t understand what kind of species it refers to."
Offenders
Gene and Cheburashka cross the road in the wrong place. Mercedes brakes right in front of them. Skinhead men in raspberry jackets run out of it. Crocodile Gena was scared, and Cheburashka said: “Don’t be afraid, you! They’re from a completely different joke!”
Sits Gena-crocodile with Cheburashka in the police station. Crocodile says: “Don’t be afraid, don’t beat here!” A giraffe is led out of the door. Cheburashka shouts excitedly: "Gene, you said that they didn’t beat here! And you look how they mocked the poor horse!"
Cheburashka and Gena went to rob a shoe store. Cheburashka asks: "Gene, take Nike sneakers?" The crocodile replies: "Of course, take it!" Cheburashka again asks: "And take men's patent leather shoes?" Gene replies: "Of course, take it!" Cheburashka again asks the question: "Do we need old well-worn boots?" Gene: "Take it, take it!" Cheburashka says: "But there is garbage in them!" Gene replies: "Well, throw it away and take your boots." Cheburashka: "I can’t do this because he is holding my ears."