Great time - childhood! Carelessness, pranks, games, eternal "why" and, of course, funny stories from the lives of children - funny, memorable, which make you involuntarily smile.
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One mother of a beautiful six-year-old was often given up with no one to leave her not always obedient child with. Therefore, sometimes she takes the baby with her to work (to the exhibition). One of these days, the driver calls mom and asks to pick up some booklets from the checkpoint. She leaves, and strictly punishes her son to sit still and not to go anywhere. In general, it takes a certain amount of time to find the driver, design and pick up the booklets, and deliver them to the right place. And now ... Approaching her workplace, the lady sees a bunch of people who are laughing and taking pictures at the stand. There is no son in place! But hanging sheet A-4 attached to the stand, on which it is written in large letters: “I will be soon. I am so! ”
The same mother once asked her dad to play with her son while she cooks dinner. After a while he hears a aching voice from the room: “Dad, well, I'm tired ... Can I go play?” Looking into the room, he sees the following picture: dad lying on the couch and his son in full uniform (helmet, cloak, sword) marching back and forth along the couch. To the question: "What is it?" - the son replies: “Dad and I play the King of the sofa!” Here is such a funny story about children that can not only cheer up, but also make you plunge into your own memories.
Shhh! Dad is sleeping
And here is another funny story about children from life. One mom left her three-year-old child with her dad for just a couple of hours. Comes and sees this picture: dad is sleeping sweetly on the couch, on both hands wearing a toy from a puppet theater (a bunny and a fox). The child on top covered him with his small blanket, placed a high chair next to him, a cup of juice on it, and a mandatory attribute - a pot near the sofa. The door was closed and he himself sits quietly in the hallway, and shows the incoming mother: “Shhh! Dad sleeps there. ”
The child watched a fairy tale about Scheherazade and, impressed by such a magical film, tells his beloved grandmother, who wears an oriental-colored robe: “Grandmother, what are you, Scheherazadnitsa?”
The baby eats poorly, and almost the whole family is going to feed him. And everyone persuades a capricious boy to eat at least a spoon. And even the grandfather says: “You, granddaughter, do not worry! “I didn’t eat well in childhood, so my mother scolded me and even beat me.” The granddaughter responds to such a sincere recognition: “That's what I look at, grandfather, that you have all your teeth are false ...”
Kitty Kitty Kitty
And this is a funny story about children from real life. One grandmother, in the past the head of the site, who at work and at home was not shy in expressions, for a certain period was engaged in the education of her grandson. One fine day, this couple went to the store, where grandmother had to stand a long line. This activity seemed boring to his grandson, and he decided to make friends with a shopping cat:
- Kitty! Kisya, kisya, come here.
To Kotu, these tendernesses, apparently, were not interesting, and he hid under the counter. But the boy is stubborn! The boy is persistent! Now, by all means, he needs to get a cat:
- Kitty, kitty-kitty, come to me, my good.
The animal has zero reaction.
- Kitty, ... your mother, come here on ..., I said, - continued the childish boyish voice. The line lay with laughter, and my grandmother, grabbing her grandson under her arm, quickly retreated. And it seems like she even stopped using swear words.
About home canning
Mom with her son salted and pickled mushrooms, sorting the broken ones. She threw them into the toilet. The following dialogue took place between her and the child who left the toilet:
- Mom, stop pickling mushrooms!
- How is it?
- Because you constantly try them on salt.
- And what of it?
- So you already became a crap! I myself saw how they are floating in the toilet.
Once upon a time there was Little Red Riding Hood ...
And this funny story about children, or rather, about the child of a busy daddy, who recently happened to put his son to bed. And the kid ordered dad to tell him an interesting bedtime story, namely his beloved - about Little Red Riding Hood.
“Once upon a time there was a little girl in the world, and her name was Little Red Riding Hood,” began the narrative of dad, who came home very tired from work.
“She went to visit her beloved grandmother,” he continued half asleep, unable to fight the dream himself.
He woke up because his son indignantly pushed him in the side:
- Dad! What did the police do and who is Yuri Gagarin?
Where is the child?
A funny story about children from real life about how a negligent father of a child forgot to walk. And it was like that. He once took the initiative and proudly offered his candidacy for a walk with his five-month-old daughter on the street. Mom, knowing his irresponsibility, said to walk near the house. After an hour and a half, the joyful dad returns, however, alone. Mom almost turned gray, not seeing a stroller with a child. And he, it turns out, met a friend, and since he smoked, they moved aside so that the child would not breathe smoke. Yes, and dad forgot to talk about the child. So he came home. I had to urgently run to that place; it’s good that everything worked out.
And here is a funny story about children in kindergarten. Dad first came to the nursery to pick up the child. The children were still sleeping at that moment, and the teacher, busy with something, asked her father to put on her child on her own, only quietly so as not to wake the sleeping babies. In general, the picture appeared to my mother as follows: her beloved daughter in boyish pants, a shirt and other people's slippers. All weekend, a shocked woman represented a poor boy who, due to the circumstances, had to wear a pink dress. And all because dad confused the highchair with clothes.
Funny stories about young children
A 4-year-old daughter runs to her mother with a question about whether she will be a bullseye.
“Of course,” says the satisfied mom, “are you their soaps?”
- Yes!
Only then my mother realized that the only place where her daughter could wash the fruit was the toilet, because only the baby got there.
Funny stories from the lives of children are found at every step, and even in the central department store, where one day a mother and a 4-year-old son were walking. They pass by the department for the newlyweds.
“Mom,” the baby says, “let's buy you such a beautiful white dress.”
- What are you, son! This is a dress for the bride who is getting married.
“And you will come out, do not worry,” the boy reassures.
“So I'm already married, son.”
- Yes? - the kid is surprised. “And who did you marry and didn't tell me?”
- So this is your dad!
“Well, it’s good that this is dad, and not some stranger uncle,” the boy said, calming down.
Mom, buy a phone
5-year-old son asks mom to buy him a mobile phone.
- Why do you need him? - Mom is interested.
“Very much needed,” the boy replies.
- So, but still? Why do you need a phone? - the parent inquires.
- Here you are, and educator Maria Ivanovna always scolds me that I eat badly in kindergarten. And so I will call you and say that the cutlets give.
No less funny story about children. This time we recall the conversation of a 4-year-old baby with his grandmother.
- Grandmother, please give birth, baby, otherwise I have no one to play with. Mom and Dad have no time.
- So how do I give birth? I can’t give birth to anyone anymore, - the grandmother answers.
- A! I understand, - guessed Roma. - You are a male! I saw the program on TV.
To the track ...
Funny stories from the life of children are always returned to childhood - easy, carefree and so naive!
Before going home, the teacher Elena Andreevna tells a 3-year-old boy:
- We go outside, we will walk there and wait for mom. So go down the path to the toilet.
The boy left and disappeared. The teacher, not waiting for the baby, went in search of him. Stepping out into the corridor, he sees the following picture: between two carpet paths there is a bewildered boy with an expression of utter bewilderment on his face and says:
- Elena Andreevna, but you didn’t say which track to go to the toilet: blue or red?
Here is such a funny story about children.
Motherland is calling!
Funny stories from the life of children at school also amaze students with the unpredictability, antics and resourcefulness. In one class, a boy named Rodin studied. And his mother was a teacher at the same school. Once she asked one student to call her son from the lesson. He flies into the classroom and shouts:
- Motherland is calling!
The first reaction of students and teachers is numbness, misunderstanding, fear ...
After the words: “Rodin, come out, mom calls you,” the class fell under the desks from laughter.
In one school, a teacher dictated to younger students an essay on the work of Prishvin. The point was how hard the life of a hare in the forest was, how everyone offended him, how he had to get his own food in the cold winter. Once the animal found a bush of mountain ash in the forest and began to eat berries. Literally, the last phrase of the dictation was: "A fluffy little animal is fed up."
In the evening, the teacher sobbed over her essays. Literally all students wrote the word "full" with two letters "c".
In another school, one student constantly wrote the word “walked” through “o” (“schol”). The teacher was tired of correcting his mistakes all the time, and after school she forced the student to write the word "walked" on the blackboard a hundred times. The boy coped with the task superbly, and in the end wrote: “I am a wig.”